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by boldturtle

by boldturtle

Alex POV

YATTA!!! I finally got enough eye of ender to activate the end portal! I've got all the essentials I need for my journey! I'm such a #gamergirl. TeeHee! I'm gonna go to the end. See you there! SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

Enderdragon POV

I was just going about my business when this reheaded chick fell from the sky and started to talk to herself about saving turtles and shit.

Me, having enough, flew over to her. When I was about to attack, I stopped. She was absolutely horrendous. But she was EXTRA THICC. Sure, I mess around with the endermen sometimes. But there's only so much those skinny broads can do for you. She was hella ugly in the face but fine everywhere else.

She pointed at me. "OMG OMG IT'S THE ENDERDRAGON I CAN'T EVEN OMG SKSKSKSKSK AND I OO- I WAS FIGHTING SOME DEMONS"

"Calm down," I said, "I won't hurt you."

She lifts that blocky head of hers, revealing her nonexistent neck. "Aren't you like, the boss, why won't you kill me?"

"Wanna fuck?" I ask.

"👅🍑💦🍆👍" she replied in emoji.

I swooped down and got as close to her as I could. We began to make out and it got pretty steamy. She took off her diamond armor and her ugly ass clothes. We continued to make out until I took the chance to stick one of my claws up her blocky pu$$y. "§Ω§[2<¥<°Г°[°Ω¥<'<μθ" she cries in enchantment table as I continue to thrust my claw in and out of her. It sounded like mac n cheese. Yum.

After awhile, I shoved my big black c°©k into that sweet poo sí of hers. She looked like a stuffed turkey. "SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK" She moans, "It feels even better than my reusable straw." She has very sexy talk. I give in. I climax and as I end, I'm defeated. Damn it! I don't even know her name.

Alex POV

Like guys, I can't even. I just did the devil's tango with the Enderdragon sksksksksksksk. And I defeated him at the same time. I'm way better than that Belle Delphine gal. Anyway, catch you later!

(A/N) This is something I'll regret in the future. Yeah future self, when you were younger you wrote a Minecraft fanfiction with some suggestive content. Is my black card gonna get revoked?