I was crying into my noodles under my bed when my parents told me they were adopting someone to be my brother. I grabbed my empty sprite can and howled into it. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Namjoon screams from the downstairs toilet. "I'm trying to piss here!" he continued letting the dark orange liquid exit from his body, as he has not drunk water in days. (I guess you can say he was quite a thirsty whore). I screamed again, not giving a shit, attempting to make him piss all over the toilet walls. (Namjoon and Jin are my parents, I am also adopted). I stomp downstairs and grab by his tiny dick, I stare into his eyes and whisper "your dick is why Jin is always top." I scurry away upstairs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD ANYWAY!" I scream. I go back to eating under my bed. They taste salty.
ALVINS POV
I was weirded out when Namjoon and Jin hired me to babysit a nineteen year old. They told me Namjoon had a dick tumor, and I was there to help J-hope. But little do they know, I'm only coming for J-hope. They asked me to pretend to be J-hopes adopted brother, because he didn't fancy having a babysitter at the rusty age of nineteen. I was okay with that, because J-hope is sexy as fuck. I heard his dick was the size of a 13.5 inch laptop screen. wow , oh boy, i would be top anyday. I heard the door bell so i quickly hid my boner and went to the door. It was Namjoon, to pick me up. I grabbed my BT21 bags filled with clothes and condoms, and Namjoon dragged me out of my house. "How big is your house LOLOLOLOL" i asked, gripping Namjoons thighs. "Its like really big just like my dick," says namjoon. i took my hand and it moved it up his thigh, "I know you're lying, but Jins is bigger," i whispered. Jin was sitting in the backseat, hiding his boner (14 inches)."i think namjoon can help with that problem, wait he has a dick tumor sozzie i forgot," I said with sarcasm. "Let me help you instead, babygirl",shut up the fuck alvin" Jin said, kicking my seat, putting me into a temporary coma".
When i woke up, i was on the toilet Namjoon recently covered with his piss. Urine was dripping down the walls, onto my thighs. "What the fuck, why am i here, which one of yall bitches put me here".i pinched my balls, mistaking them for the spare house keys.i walk out of the toilet with a hurt nut and call for namjoon. "JIN! How did you lose my tumor ointment? Next time, i'm going to be a top." he said fiercely. "Namjoon, why was i in the toilet and why was there piss all over me" i asked. "I needed to pee again, and you wouldnt move," namjoon smiled. "IS THERE NOT ANOTHER TOILET?" I SHOUTED. "I was lazy," namjoon kissed both my cheeks, then almost suffocated me with his giant hands on my face. It hurt, but it was kinky.
J-hope POV
I hear a lot of noise coming from down stairs so i stop crying into my noodles and walk down stairs,"what the fuck is going on" i sobbed. Dad (namjoon) stopped pulling dads (jins) hair and pulled a peach skinned dark haired boy in front of him. "Hoseok, this is your new brother, Alvin. He is older than you so you have to respect him" dad N.O 1 (namjoon) said. "I hate him already, he can suck my dick," i say, looking at him. He winks at me, which kind of gives me a boner. So i grabbed my dick and scurried into the piss covered bathroom. I sniff the urine and get more turned on. "Mm, smell," i say. I run up to the upstairs bathroom, to beat the shit out of my laptop sized dick, like i was chris brown and my dick was rihanna. " Hoesock??" alvin says, i can hear him coming up the stairs, he didnt even pronounce my name right, what the fuck. Is he autistic or something? "What the fuck do you want?" i say. Alvin knocks on the door. I remove myself from the toilet seat and punch the door, creating a hole. i squeeze his nose. "Honk honk," he says, i then remove my hand from the door, beating my dick once again. He peaks through the hole and bites both his lips (he might be autistic). I flip him off, scaring him. He walks away with a red nose, and fear in his eyes, another thing he walked off with was his huge ass dick (6.99 inches, a pretty average dick).
ALVIN POV
The first time i saw j-hope, i was so attracted to him. I was about to get a boner, i felt the blood rushing to my penis, as soon as i was about to climax in my pants, he scurried upstairs. "Fuck you, i'm so horny," i whisper under my breath. "What?" jin asks, looking at my clammy hands. "Nothing, i said duck salad, i'm so hungry," i said. Jin nodded, obviously weirded out. Jin throws a container on the floor, salad falling out. "Going to the states now!" Jin kissed my big toe and ran away like a horse. I looked down at the salad and leaned down to eat it off the floor. It was duck salad. It was good. I think hoesock saw me.. I think im autistic.
[END OF THE FIRST CHAPTER](THERE WILL BE SMUT NEXT CHAPTER MY CHILDREN OF ZEUS
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