Miraculously Random Crap

...idk

Ladybug backed up. This was a particularly tough (and deadly) akuma and she needed a moment to think. Chat was who knows where, and Ladybug was having trouble keeping up.
Looking back at the akuma, Ladybug realized she had set her sights on something. Or someone. Following Ice Queen's gaze, Ladybug was terrified when she realized Manon was so close to the battle.
Pointing her staff at Manon, Ice Queen shot a huge icicle at her. At the last second, Ladybug jumped in front of the little girl. "Ladybug!" Manon shrieked, as her hero swayed, the ground seeming to be made of jelly.
Just at the moment, Chat Noir vaulted in. "M'lady!" he cried out in alarm. The akuma laughed.
Standing up strait, Ladybug turned to Manon. "I need you to go to the Dupain-Cheng bakery, Manon. I need you to tell Mr. and Mrs. Dupain-Cheng to get towels and watch for me to de-evilize the akuma, so that we can stop the bleeding. Can you do that?" Manon nodded, then bolted to the bakery.
Turning to Chat, Ladybug grabbed his hand. "I'm going to be fine."
"But- But M'lady-"
"Shh. I'm going to need your help more than ever. The akuma is in the crown and we'll need your Cataclysm to destroy it. If I distract her, can you get to the crown?"
Chat nodded. Taking Ladybug's hand and kissing lightly, Chat couldn't help but worry about the icicle currently impaling his Bugaboo. "I can do it, M'lady."
Ladybug nodded, and started waving her arms at the akumatized villain, wincing at the pain it caused.
(Time-skip brought to you by Tikki's cookies)
"Pound it!" Ladybug and Chat Noir chorused. Ladybug exhaled and went as slack as she could without laying down.
"Sorry I couldn't help more, Kitty." the spotted hero sighed weakly.
"You did great, Bugaboo."
Just then Tom and Sabine came rushing at Ladybug with towels.
(Time-skip brought to you by Plagg's cheese *they got the icicle out*)
"I did it Ladybug! I told them what you told me to tell them!" Manon proudly announced, once she was aloud to speak with Ladybug. (Tikki is just holding out as long as she could)
"I know!" Ladybug exclaimed, holding the new towel to her side. "You're my little hero, you know that?"
Manon's eyes shone at the question.
Eventually the ambulance came, but Tikki didn't have any energy left in her. De-transforming, Marinette walked with her head held high toward the approaching stretcher. Ignoring the gasps and the sound of her mother crying, the bluenette laid down on the stretcher, and allowed herself to be taken away.
(Time skip brought to you by Wayzz's tea)
Adrien tapped his foot nervously. His father hadn't allowed him to visit Marinette all week and he was quite worried. Entering the hospital, he signed in and hurried to the room the nurse directed him to. Approaching the door, he heard voices coming from inside. One of them being Marinette's.
"Hyppolitia stooooop!"
"Awww, come on Marinette. Lighten up!"
"Hyppolitia, give her that kwami back."
"Awwww, c'mon Jeanne. Don't be like that!"
Hesitantly opening the hospital room door, Adrien tried not to make too much noise. Looking away from the ground, the blond saw two other girls in the room. One was shorter with shoulder length hair that had been dyed red and was wearing a black crop top and short jean shorts. The other one,who was tall with short black hair, was wearing a gray t-shirt and jean shorts. Upon hearing him come in, the three girls turned to him. Smirking, the shorter one turned to Marinette. "We'll see you later, Dupain-Cheng."
With that she turned and strutted out of the hospital room. The taller one turned to Marinette, gave her a hug, and quickly followed the shorter one.
"I'm sorry I didn't visit sooner!" Adrien quickly apologized.
"It's all right!" Mari replied cheerfully.
"Are you alright?" Adrien asked, then mentally kicked himself. She was impaled with a giant icicle. OF COURSE SHE'S NOT ALRIGHT!!!
Laughing, Marinette clutched her injured side. "Despite the fact that I was impaled with a giant icicle, yes, I am alright."
"...I said that out loud?"
"Yup."
Adrien's phone then started ringing loudly. Sighing he picked it up.
"Yes." "Alright." "I will." "Goodbye."
Looking back at Marinette, Adrien smiled sadly. "I'm afraid I have to go now, M'lady."
Quickly recovering from her shock, Marinette smiled at the blond. "Goodbye, Kitty."
Adrien started towards the door, then turned, and started back towards her. Quickly pecking her lips, Adrien winked the left the room, promising to see the bluenette soon.
"See you soon, Kitty." Marinette whispered, touching her lips.

787 words not counting this! That's probably the longest chapter I've ever written. Also I was wondering if you guys wanted me to add a couple fanart pics at the end of every chapter. Maybe a few of my pics. Idk and this'll be for every story I write. Let me know in the comments! Thanks, loves! Bye!