Chapter 5

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Poppy Branch And Archer Listen In.

"Hehehe, Once We Invade That Party, We Will Get Our Crashing REPUTATION BACK! And Finally Get Revenge On Those Trolls!"
Bash Said.

"And Get The Smurfs!"
Gargamel Added.

"Yeah Yeah Baldy, Now We Need A Full Proof Invasion Plan"
Bash Said.

"Or You Can Lead Me To The Smurf Village"
Gargamel Said.

"No! I'm In Charge!"
Bash Said.

"Their Gonna Destroy A Party?!"
Poppy Gasped.

Then Branch Zapped Up The Wormhole.

"BRANCH!"
Poppy Glared At Him.

"Sorry Poppy, But We're Not Getting Dragged Into That Situation"
Branch Said.

"But Those Smoofs Party Will Get Ruined! And Bash Is After Us!"
Poppy Said Worried.

"Pretty Sure The Wizard Said Smurfs Not Smoofs, But We Are Not Helping Those Smurfs If That's What Your Gonna Do"
Branch Crossed His Arms.

"But They Need Our Help!"
Poppy Said.

"That's Not Even Our World Or Problem! So No"
Branch Said.

"Lemme Refresh Your Mind"
Poppy Puts On Her Queen Crown.

"....gosh dangit"
Branch Groaned.

"We Leave Tomorrow! :D"
Poppy Said.

"Tomorrow? Why Not Now?"
Branch Asked.

"Cause I Signed You And The Village Up For Speed Dating"
Poppy Smirked.

Branch's Eyes Widen
"SPEED DATING?!.................NO!"

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Meanwhile At Speed Dating...

💖 Troll Speed Dating! Find Your Trollmate Now! 💖
Sponsored By Queen Poppy!

Tug Duluth Is Hosting The Village Speed Dating Rotation.

"Welcome Trolls! Who's Ready To Connect With Different Trolls?!"
Tug Asked Excitedly.

"WE ARE!"
The Trolls Said.

"Yeah, I'm Not Doing This"
Branch Walked Off.

Until Poppy Grabbed Him Back.
"Absolutely Not! You Have Nothing Else To Do Plus I Already Signed You Up! And It Might Be Time For You To Get Out There"

"No No! No One Is Getting Out There!"
Branch Said.

"Well The Village Is And You Are Too! HAHAHA"
Poppy Said.

"-.-"
Branch Made That Face.

The Speed Dating Began To Start.

"Okay Trollmates, When You Hear The Cowbell Noise, We Rotate To The Next Table! So Lets Begin!"
Tug Announced.

🔔

A Girl Named Goldie (OC Owned By GoldenTheFangirl) Sat At Branch's Table.

"So, Are You....Grey?"
Goldie Asked.

"Uh....No"
Branch Replied.

"Well I Don't Know, You Look Grey"
Goldie Said.

"Well I'm Not"
Branch Replied.

"Maybe Its The Lighting In Your Skin 🤔"
Goldie Wondered And Examined Him.

"No My Skin Is Naturally This Color ._."
Branch Replied.

"And Your Face Is Very....Grump"
Goldie Said.

"😐"
Branch Blinked.

"Like A Resting Troll Face"
Goldie Said.

🔔

Guy Sat Down With A Girl Named Julie.

"So Let's Hear More About Youuuu, What's Your Favorite Sign?! This One Is Mine!"
Guy Held Up A Bathroom Sign.

Julie Rolled Her Eyes.

🔔

A Girl Named Peach (OC Owned By X_xbroppyx_x) Sat At Branch's Table.

"If You Could Have One Super Power....What Would It Be?!"
Peach Asked.

"To Disappear, Like Right Now"
Branch Replied.

"Mkayyy...."
Peach Blinked Awkwardly.

🔔

Biggie Sat With A Girl Named Daisy.

"And What Do You Like?"
Biggie Asked.

Daisy Quicky Shoved A Asparagus In Biggie's Mouth.

"ASPARAGUSSSSSS!!!!! TO THE EXTREMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Daisy Yelled And Flipped The Table.

"........kay..."
Biggie Blinked.

"Meep"
Dinkles Meeped.

🔔

A Girl Named San (OC Owned By sanhitaa) Sat Down At Branch's Table.

"Hey 🙂"
San Greeted.

"Hello...."
Branch Greeted Back.

"Aren't You That Grey Troll Who Flipped My Dead Clown Dad While He Was In His Coffin? 🙂"
San Asked.

Branch's Eyes Widen.
"....oh.....that was your dad......heh"

"Yeah 🙂🔪"
San Gave A Creepy Smile.

"........."
Branch Stayed Quiet.

🔔

A Girl Named Pearl (Owned By rainb0wbby) Sat With Cooper.

"I Eat Dirt HAHAHA"
Cooper Laughed With Dirt Coming Out.

"😍"
Pearl Sighed Dreamily Enjoying Cooper.

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Speed Dating Has Finished.

Branch Storms Out The Door Annoyed.

Tug Sees Branch.
"Awe There He Goes, Like A Lonely Ship In The Night....With No Crew Or Lover........Well Have A Good Night! :D 👋"

Branch Ignored Her.

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