Itchy Ears

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Cedric: My ear itches.

Harlow: Gross

Cedric: I hear this weird clicking sound too.

Harlow: Did you take a shower this morning?

Cedric: Of course I did!

Cedric: What do you think?

Cedric: That dirt makes your ears itch?

Harlow: 🙄🙄🙄

Harlow: No, I was going to say that you might have water in your ear.

Cedric: Oh...

Cedric: I didn't think about that.

Harlow: Do you feel dizzy?

Cedric: No.

Harlow: Well, that's good.

Cedric: I did almost fall earlier though...

Cedric: When I was coming back from the store.

Harlow: You almost fell, but you're not dizzy?

Cedric: Okay, maybe a little bit.

[Carlos reaches up and itches his ear.

[He hears a faint tick, tick, tick.

Cedric: I swear, I hear something in there.

Harlow: You hear something in your ear?

Cedric: Yeah, the sound is driving me nuts!

Harlow: How long has it been going on?

Cedric: I don't know, like ten, fifteen minutes?

Harlow: That's weird?

Cedric: Why?

Harlow: If you took a shower this morning, I doubt it would just suddenly start bugging you now...

Harlow: Unless you were doing some kind of gymnastics earlier?

Cedric: Gymnastics?

Harlow: Or anything that could cause the water to get deeper into your ear?

Cedric: Does rolling around in the sheets Claudia count?

Harlow: I did not need that visual!

Harlow: But, I guess that could explain your sudden ear issue.

Harlow: Do you want me to take you to the doctor?

Cedric: Nah, I'll be fine.

Cedric: I have like fifteen episodes of Vikings to catch up on.

Cedric: You could come over?

Cedric: Keep me company and make sure I don't fall off of the couch.

Harlow: What if I come over and push you off the couch?

Cedric: Picking on the sick?

Cedric: Reaaaaal classy.

Harlow: Whatever.

Harlow: I'll come over as long as you and Claudia didn't hook up on the couch.

Cedric: You're safe!

Harlow: Or the kitchen table.

Cedric: Um, maybe don't bring anything to eat that you can't consume on the couch?

Harlow: You're disgusting.

Harlow: You know that, right?

Cedric: 😉

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