Cedric: My ear itches.
Harlow: Gross
Cedric: I hear this weird clicking sound too.
Harlow: Did you take a shower this morning?
Cedric: Of course I did!
Cedric: What do you think?
Cedric: That dirt makes your ears itch?
Harlow: 🙄🙄🙄
Harlow: No, I was going to say that you might have water in your ear.
Cedric: Oh...
Cedric: I didn't think about that.
Harlow: Do you feel dizzy?
Cedric: No.
Harlow: Well, that's good.
Cedric: I did almost fall earlier though...
Cedric: When I was coming back from the store.
Harlow: You almost fell, but you're not dizzy?
Cedric: Okay, maybe a little bit.
[Carlos reaches up and itches his ear.
[He hears a faint tick, tick, tick.
Cedric: I swear, I hear something in there.
Harlow: You hear something in your ear?
Cedric: Yeah, the sound is driving me nuts!
Harlow: How long has it been going on?
Cedric: I don't know, like ten, fifteen minutes?
Harlow: That's weird?
Cedric: Why?
Harlow: If you took a shower this morning, I doubt it would just suddenly start bugging you now...
Harlow: Unless you were doing some kind of gymnastics earlier?
Cedric: Gymnastics?
Harlow: Or anything that could cause the water to get deeper into your ear?
Cedric: Does rolling around in the sheets Claudia count?
Harlow: I did not need that visual!
Harlow: But, I guess that could explain your sudden ear issue.
Harlow: Do you want me to take you to the doctor?
Cedric: Nah, I'll be fine.
Cedric: I have like fifteen episodes of Vikings to catch up on.
Cedric: You could come over?
Cedric: Keep me company and make sure I don't fall off of the couch.
Harlow: What if I come over and push you off the couch?
Cedric: Picking on the sick?
Cedric: Reaaaaal classy.
Harlow: Whatever.
Harlow: I'll come over as long as you and Claudia didn't hook up on the couch.
Cedric: You're safe!
Harlow: Or the kitchen table.
Cedric: Um, maybe don't bring anything to eat that you can't consume on the couch?
Harlow: You're disgusting.
Harlow: You know that, right?
Cedric: 😉
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TEXT OR DIE: A Collection of Horror Text Stories
HorrorText horror stories that are sure to give you nightmares and make you think twice about looking at your phone.
