Sonic was running with his mind on only his tiny blue cock, he was really an asshole. But then, he was stopped in his tracks by one of his friends, miles tails prower. "Wha, what is it now tails?" Sonic said whilst scratching his head, "sonic, there is something I must ask..." tails responded.
"Will you eat me"
"Ew fuck no I'm not a cannibal"
"Would you eat me if I was a female"
"No"
"Would you eat me if I looked sexier"
"No"
"Would you eat me with a rat"
"Wha"
"Would you eat me with a rat"
"Wut"
"Would you eat me in a house, would you eat me with a mouse"
"No way, I will not eat you tails I am, I will not eat your junkie pants"
"Would you eat me if I was holding a chili dog"
"Sure why not"
Then sonic saw the chili dog in tails's hand, and proceeded to consume it. First from his hand, then to his face, and all the way to his feet. He swallowed him whole as tails slid down to sonic's stomach, he rested his head again a meaty wall, and slept. Sonic crossed his arms, and sighed.
"Whatever "
( god damnit I can't believe I wrote this, I'm high aren't I )
