Captain James Hook was leading his ship to pixie hollow, where all of the nice fairies lived in peace and harmony, well for now.............
Little did they know he was cumming to take his one true love, the pirate bitch! She had the face, the hair, the bod it's like you were staring at a demigod. However, It was going to be harder to follow the plan then he had wrote down when he embarked on this journey.
Captain James Hook was not one to miss, he had the kind of charm that would make you smitten during the first conversation. The looks however, don't get me started. He had a long face with a huge ass chin and a nose bigger than big chungus. For some reason this appealed the the pirate fairy.
When he arrived all the fairies, surprisingly didn't run. They all just stared in awe at his long ass face. He then came eye to eye with the one. The bitch he's been looking for, the pirate fairy.
Just by looking at her he knew he wanted her more than ever. He made creepily long eye contact with her while he smirked till his face was stretched as wide as the stick up his ass.
She slowly floated up to his face and straddled his huge bulbous nose. Captain James Hook liked the smell of her fishy ass cooch and how it burned his nose hairs into oblivion. All of the other fairy bitches were shook at this act from the pirate bitch as she wasn't looking for a man at the time.
She enjoyed the feeling of his fat nose pushing against her cooch, and the other fairies watching intensely made her adrenaline reach to its highest point. She made and impulsive decision to fly past his hard red nipples and into his deep, profound bellybutton.
Hook was shook at her actions and grunted in a very intense way. She then flew out of the button and licked all the way down to his thicc bulging peen. And before she got to do anything he grabbed her and sprinted to his ship.
The fairies were left to wonder to what would happen next. Hook ran past the whole crew with his thicc, short, sagging, and pulsing peen flopping in the wind like there's no tomorrow. The whole crew were very gay so of course their peens were coming out to play. Hook took the pirate bitch to his bed and stripped her of her dirty fairy clothing. Next he ripped his torn shirt of his dad bod and made the bitch suck on his nipples till they were about to fall of. She enjoyed this experience so much and she wanted to keep going but the crew had other plans..................... they heard a mix of moaning and grunting coming from outside the door. Of course they were curious as to what the noises were so they opened the door. The crew were having an orgy without them. Hook was so mad that he took his pulsating nipples and ripped them against each crew members faces till they all fainted from the smell of rotten cheese coming from his nipples.
So back to pixie hollow, all the other fairies heard all the grumbling, grunting, and moaning. Then they heard a big thump of the crew fainting, so the squad, Tink, Silvermist, Fawn, Rosetta, Iridessa, and Vidia flew to the ship in curiosity. They were so disgusted they vomited up the pixie dust and acorns they had consumed just earlier that day. Before they could leave they noticed he never put his saggy peen away and damn they were blown away. They came up with a plan to take one of the unconscious crew members to pixie hollow. They thought this was a brilliant plan to get Hook to notice them. To start they covered the unconscious pirate in pixie dust and directed the floating body to the Hollow.
When they brought the body back to pixie hollow all the other fairies were too creeped out but some of them inspected the body. The squad then came up with the idea to tenderize him with some sticks then let all the bugs and snails make there homes on his ugly ass. Then when Hook took a break from the fishy ass cooch he had realized one of his crew members was missing he fixed himself to look more presentable and went down to pixie hollow and when he saw five fairies beating him with sticks and another one helping some gross ass bugs live on him.
He had no idea what to do, so he cockily said "Get off of him you sexy imbeciles" they immediately got off of him and smirked intensely at Hook. Hook knew he was going to hurt the pirate bitches feelings if he did something with the others but he couldn't resist the lust pouring out of his soul. The fairies could sense that he was holding back so they led him to the bed. Hook knew he should have resisted but he couldn't. He could smell the strong and yeasty scents coming from the fairies moist and infected cooches. The fairy squad stripped him completely naked and started to intensely moan while licking his peen with their sandpaper tongues. Hook liked this very much but he couldn't stop thinking about the pirate bitch. The fairies could tell he was realizing what was happening so they tried to fit his thicc peen into their cooches only to find that he had an alligator logged up his tight asscrack. They found this weird so they flew out of the room and hid under a gigantic flower. Hook was still aroused so he decided to call his crew to help.
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The Day Captain James Hook's Dick was in a Fairy
Non-FictionThey fucked DISCLAIMER: this is in no way a story that should be taken seriously it's just a stupid joke story that me and my friend came up with. Thank you 🙏