Meet Y/N Estecado, a victim of plot development and C-rated cliches. On the day he gets confessed to en masse, he dies unexpectedly and meets a frantic and crazed entity who sends him on his way into the world of Honkai.
Note: Story ISNT completed...
Huh. I closed my eyes as Goo sent me off god knows where in the Honkai Universe, as I left; Goo's last word's stuck.
"This might knock you out, but you should be okay when you wake up, Y/N."
That's a crimson red flag if I ever saw one, but I fell into the embrace of sleep; a long time passed. I finally opened my eyes to several oddities: A face mirror, my Desert Eagles, my Bowie knife, my smartphone and a letter. Checking my surroundings I noticed it was extremely cold: taking a look outside I recognized the scenery and cursed.
"Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!" As I kicked a frozen wall, I noticed how young my voice is so I grabbed the mirror and took a look at myself.
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Damn do I look great. Thinking to myself, I then grabbed the letter and tore it open and began reading its contents.
On the letter, it read:
"Dear Mr. Snoop Doge,
Do you like my little makeover?! Ain't no one wanna have a kid with your old fucking face! So I did you a little favor; it'll help with the chances of wooing a woman over in that... uh, don't even wanna write it, UGHHHHH lesbian world! SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND MAKE IT STRAIGHTER THAN A GODDAMN RULER AND LINE! Anyway, believe it, the power of friendship bullshit; like I did with your face! Btw, that cigar smoke was bussin!"
-Goo Kim, a True God
P.S: I better see the overall population increase
P.S.S: I also threw in the minor power of language translation. That way no one can misunderstand you and you can understand everyone perfectly.
P.S.S.S: I made your new birthday on Valentine's Day and your 12 years old
I closed up the letter and took a look at myself through the mirror as I re-armed my Desert Eagles and holstered them to my hips. I have orange eyes now, that's interesting but do I still have my muscle memory from my time as a soldier? I began going through my training regiment and grabbed the winter clothes that were in the frozen cave. As I scouted the area around my base, and it didn't take me long to realize I was all the way out in the Siberian tundra l, about two kilometers out was the Siberian forest. I have no way of knowing what year it is but my only opportunity was to either find a person or strike out with civilization.
Hey Darkness; wake the fuck up! I shouted in my head.
I didn't hear a reply. I grabbed one of the Desert Eagles and was about to blow my head apart until one of the tentacles smacked it out of my hand.
The time for us to reveal ourselves to the world has not come to pass, Y/N.
No I'm pretty sure it's about time for us to show off, plus you've already revealed yourself. I mocked the entity.
