His Dirty Pickup Line For You

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Connor: You run track? Because I herd you relay want this dick.

Ricky: you're so selfish! You're going to have that body for the rest of your life. I only want it for one night.

Sam: If I flip a coin, what are the chances that I get head

Jc: I would hide every chair in the world, just so you would have to sit on my face.

Trevor: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.

Kian: my dick just died, would you mind if I buried it in your vagina?

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