♡pet names♡

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>nick
>for you: big boobs
>for him: small schlong

>andrew
>for you: my jizzy lady
>for him: angry jew boy

>jay
>for you: my pillow
>for him: psycho

>jessi
>for you: babe
>for her: baby
(yall are basic cause you ain't as weird as the boys and yall dont want to put hee under more stress with her parents being lesbain and divorcing)

>matthew (i know he's gay but oh well, he's bi now :)
>for you: gossip girl/guy
>for him: killer queen

>judd
>for you: retarded hoe
>for him: sweetie pie

>missy
>for you: nathan fillion
>for her:wiggle worm

>caleb
>for you: my bag
>for him: smart but weird

>lars
>for you: my legs
>for him: my chair

>gustavo
>for you: fatima
>for him: gustavo [hairflick and starry eyes]

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