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by notyourstolose

by notyourstolose

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. CRAFTER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Sqaishey was. It turned out that sqaishey wasn't there. Instead the fat pedo guy was. Squid was there crying tears of blood. Lee was torturing him. Ash and I ran in front of him.

"Rid my sight you despicable non-vegans!" he shouted as we started shooting him with our power 5 bows he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "StampyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes still a sex offender ok)

"Huh?" I asked. "Stampy I love you will you have sex with me?" asked lee. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the health bar. Mountain Dew pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Lee what art thou doing?" called Sqaishey. Then...... she started coming! We could hear her high heeled beige ankle boots clacking to us. So we got on our mc horses and we rode to YouTube. We went to my room. Ash went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked squid taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other gamers and vegans here except for Amy, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the vegans anyway. They are such fucking vegans." answered Squid.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Sqaishey and Lee took a video of me naked. Sqaishey says she's in love with me. Ash likes me and now even Lee is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Squid! Why couldn't Notch have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory stampy isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him he's pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A NORMIE? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.