ᴋɪᴍ ᴊᴀᴇʜᴡᴀ ☾ bts' 8th member

→ jaehwa's iconic moments - 2 cool 4 skool era

☾ tiny jaehwa uwu ☽

jaehwa was the smallest thing back then. & people really have the audacity to say jimin is small. listen, girlie was 5"1. she had to wear combat boots to make her look taller & more 'intimidating'. that young, 18-year-old face wasn't doing her any justice tho. & it always dawns upon me on why jaehwa had -- sometimes ( which is sumn we'll touch on later 🤠 )

☾ jaehwa with huge ass hair ☽

in the '2 cool 4 skool' era, jaehwa had curly hair that looked like a wholeass lion's mane. simba who??? don't get me wrong, girlie looked hella cute in that hair style (namjoon tried). but why tf would you give a 5"1, skinny ass girl that big of a hairstyle??? like ?????? honestly, bighit, you ruined the 'bad girl' aesthetic you were tryna give her. but at least she looked better than me. that's all that matters :)))

☾ jaehwa's 1st log ☽

ok this was so so so cute because she waited so long to finally do a log on BANGTANTV. like she was smiling, laughing at herself, & acting like army was actually there. this was also where jaehwa's 1st meme was created. she was trying to put her playlist on shuffle, & she got so confused when it wouldn't start. but when it did, we got live footage of jaehwa's soul leaving her body. jaehwa literally jumped up & almost fell out her seat & broke a wholeass bone. & apparently, some armys caught her blurry face @ the right time, & now that picture is still circulating all over army twitter ( it even reached the locals 👀 )

( bonus: jaehwa eventually found out )

☾ 1st jaemin log ☽

cute x a kgfngfnillion. that's all.

the 'we're gonna fall madly in love wit each other' foreshadowing in this shit!! take a shot every time jaehwa & jimin discreetly flirted with each other & you'll have to get your stomach pumped & your kidneys replaced. like they were crushing on each other so badly. jimin & jaehwa were laughing together, randomly smiling @ each other in order to make the awkward silence less awkward, & falling onto each other. @ the end, jaemin made a heart to end the log & couldn't not laugh for 1 second. jaehwa started blushing ( baby :((( ) & rushing jimin to turn the camera off.

thEY'RE MY BABIES & I LOVE THEM OKAY.

☾ jaehwa + takis = everyone's favorite ship ☽

rip jaemin 😔

peep jaehwa in the back of a bangtan bomb, stuffing her face with a huge ass bag of takis. like her hands were all red & shit and i'm honestly surprised on how girlie didn't die while eating a million of those at once. like who gave her those??? & why was she just so unbothered???? why tf does jaehwa like takis so much????? bitch is probably addicted tbh. my strange addiction needs to come collect this tiny bitch.

( i'mkiddingyouallknowi'mkidding )

( bonus: why didn't the bitch gain any weight yet??? like she eats that much but ???? )

☾ jaehwa on helium ☽

remember that one time bangtan was taking helium like it was crack?? jaehwa was in on that shit, too. & what made it better is that her voice was the highest thing back then. like omf she sounded like a whole child. all the boys fucking lost it when jaehwa spoke after sucking that balloon. like mariah carey who???

jaehwa: "you make me feel so ooh ooOH OOOOH OOOOooOOHHH AAAAAaaaAAaAaAAAaaAAHHHHHHHHH-!"

the boys: losing it

jaehwa: "hello everyone. i'm girl crush vocalist, kim jaehwa!"

the boys: still mf dying

☾ jaehwa's neverending punishments on rookie king ☽

jaehwa used to be so bad at end plate king like you don't even fucking know. she's probably better at it now, but we'll have no idea. n e ways, girlie went through so many punishments like it was absolutely unreal. she was this close to losing her sanity. here's one of armys favorites ( because we like watching our bub suffer :)) ).

jaehwa walked in from around the wall, going in slow motion. the boys were anxiously waiting to see what jaehwa had in store, & they lost it once she revealed herself. deadass, jaehwa was dressed in a men's suit. tie & everything, mf ( just not the shoes. oh hell no ). girl had this cheesy smile across her face, making the boys laugh harder.

apparently, she had to impersonate a drama character.

"noona, don't try to escape me. you are bound to this company, & as the new director, you are bound for as long as i want you to be. don't run. because..." jaehwa raised her eyebrow dramatically, equally dramatic music just adding layers to this shit. "i love you."

the 7 boys lost their shit, & yoongi just had to cringe ( we're all in this together 😔 ). jaehwa and her bitchass even took it a step further, kissing & winking at the camera. literally, actress of the century.

"she's really good at acting." namjoon said, his voice obviously laced with a hell's worth of sarcasm. jaehwa kept up that 'male k-drama lead' front for like 2 seconds after & then completely died.

she turned to the staff, her face reading 'for the love of shit, please help'. "can i take this off now? it's really hot." jaehwa said. bitch even decided to throw some aegyo in because we love a manipulative cutie :) "please oppa??"

"no. please sit down, jaehwa-ssi." the staff answered. jaehwa groaned like a bitch, making the boys laugh at her turmoil again. don't we love a suffering hoe :)))

☾ jaehwa's MAKEUP OH- ☽

jaehwa's makeup in this era was just the most elaborate thing. she looked cool & everything but thank god it's been toned down. like she was literally wearing straight black makeup the entire time??? jaehwa always had a bold wing & smokey eyeshadow that made her eyes just fucking shrink in size but at the same time it was perfectly fine??? lol idk, just know that jaehwa looked somehow ( in a good way i think ).

jaehwa's stylists also concealed tf out of her lips, too. and like ???? for what??? jaehwa's lips are thicc as a bitch & you had the audacity to put concealer on them?? i think it was just to complete the look or sumn but it was sorta kinda unnecessary.

( bonus: if jaehwa rocked that makeup now, sexiness factor would've increased by a million. just don't conceal her lips tho :) )

☾ in conclusion ☽

 even tho jae was still mourning her dad's death ( because he literally died a month before ), she was still the biggest, cutest, stupidest, sassiest, & most intimidating meme that the world had seen, & she still is :))

( just more intimidating. & one hell of a sassy bitch. )