Look at me I'm back baby . And look it's my sausage dog Sherlock , I called him that because he looked like a Sherlock to me and my parents were cool with me naming the baby .
So I remember this one time me and Sherlock were playing in my back garden and this old man (he looked like a Christian) and I was wearing a pride shirt because I was going to pride later that day . And you k ow what he said "your sinning your going to hell you devil what is wrong with you" and me being the pride supporter I am went and said "YO BRUV ME AND MY WEINER DOG WONT WANNA HEAR YOU SHIT SO LEAVE US ALONE" then my dog ran up to him and barked and barked at the man until he left and I hugged the living daylights out of Sherlock.