Irks Adventures: Fluffys Attack

What had happened was...

Irk did a lot of stupid shit, he got in trouble for doing stupid shit, he knew he shouldn't be doing the stupid shit he does, but man is it fun, unless he got caught, and of course, he got caught.

"What did you do."

Irk winced "Well, thats a vague question. I do a lot. This morning I did yoga for the first time, and last night I...probably shouldn't tell you that. This afternoon I—"

The professor narrowed his eyes. "You know what I mean." He snapped clearly angry.

Irk winced again. "Pranks right. Well, I made it rain on the grand staircase one time and laughed as people—" Irk looked at the rapidly reddening face of the professor.

"Thats not what you're talking about is it. Ok, I-I reversed gravity in the loo, that-that was a bad one." Irk twiddled his fingers and refused to make eye contact with the Potions Professor. "That was my fault."

"Not that one, Irk!" The professor growled out. Irk winced once more. He glanced to the side to see his long time friends outside the door waiting for him.

Irk tapped the tips of his fingers together. "Oh! um, I charmed the halls to make the fortnite death sound every time somebody fell."

The professor shook his head and sighed, leaning against his desk he said "I don't even know what fortnite is, Irk."

"Oh well its a muggle game so—" Irk began to explain.

"And I don't care Irk. What did you do this time." The professor ground out.

Irk sucked in a breath "this-this time. What'd I do this time." Irk stumbled over his words "well I, it's really not a big deal, I really wouldn't be w-worried a-about it until—"

As if on cue a loud roar rang through the school catching both Irks and the professors attention. The professor snapped his head back to Irk and immediately stood up.

"Until th-that. I would worry about it now." Irks eyes were blown wide. The professor rushed out and past the group of Irks friends.