Is Ariana Grande a pirate version of Rihanna?
I've been thinking a lot about this, and discovered that if you look at the first syllable of her name, it's, "Ar", which is what pirates say, except it's spelled differently.
The other three syllables of her name are, "riana", which sounds like, "Rihanna" when said out loud.
Based on those two pieces of evidence, I have come to the conclusion that Ariana Grande is Pirate Rihanna in disguise. Court is hereby adjourned.
Was I way too serious about this?
Thanks for reading about my crappy conspiracy theory anyway. Don't get offended, this was meant to be a joke.
(I'm looking at you, Cyan Williams.)
UwU
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