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"Good evening, everyone. If you're here for digital marketing strategies class, you've come to the correct place. If you're here to inquire about the listing for A mixed-breed litter of premature breach terrier puppies. You've also come to the correct place."
"What" I mumble to myself as I glanced at the adorable puppies in a box.
" I am professor Dr. Charles telphy. "
"He doesn't seem like a doctor," a handsome guy leaned over and whispered.
"Obviously"
"I'm Nikolas, but you can call me Nik."
" Kehlani"
" as adjunct professor for the midnight to 2 AM after night school program, I welcome you to a unique new educational frontier. Most of our jobs don't allow us to go to school during normal hours." He glanced at these two outrageous looking females in the front row. "Whores"
"Did he just?"
"Yep," Nik answered.
" but the daylight belongs to the meek. The bold on the night. And with it, the future. We're just into tomorrow before anyone else." The clock behind him beeped. " do you hear that? That's tomorrow happening today."
"This class is going to be interesting," Nik commented, which I nodded my head in agreement.
" now, the syllabus right here is going to break down the entire course starting with week one drones. Week two, drones from the past. Week three, drones of the future. Basically, this will be an all drones class. Why? Because they arouse me."
"Tell me you have as many questions as I do."
"Definitely"
"Uh, Apparently some people in the administration are scrutinizing over the legitimacy of this class. " he laughed while playing with a drone. "Crazy, right? So, a survey will be going around. Her protocol, I have to step out. Feel free to talk amongst yourself about why you wanted to enroll in this class. And it would be greatly appreciated if you leave out any mentions of breach terrier puppies that may or may not actually be coyotes."
"Well, I know why I'm here. I enjoy taking classes taught by black professors," Aaron, a sophomore, said. " unfortunately, he's one of them. But you— why—why are you here?" He asked my roommate, Zoey.
"Uh. Why am I here? Well, psht. Drones. I love them."
"Nice save, Zoey." She sent me a glare.
"Well, I can't put the real reason I'm in here." This girl Naomi said. "My uncle reads this. So, I should just, Uh, put drones, right?"
Knowing the real reason why she's here, that's probably a good idea.
"I think I might be a drone guy too," the dude I know as the drug dealer says.
