Quaffles and Waffles

The First Chapter

A/N: I'm a little nervous about this, as I've never written humor before. So please R/R and remember, reviews are better than butter-beer!

Rose Weasley is an idiot. That's it, plain and simple. Says it right there. The Cold Hard Truth.

Rose Weasley is me, unfortunately. I'm a Hogwarts fifth year, 5'6 with bright green eyes. Oh, yes. And I've got bushy red hair. Somehow I managed to inherit both of my parents' bad genes. Just my luck. Story of My Life.

But, woe! That Story and that Life are soon to come to a bitter end! For I have done the unthinkable! (No, I haven't agreed to help with one of Fred and James pranks. But nearly as bad.)

I, Rose Weasley, yes a Wotter, have snogged a Malfoy. And not just any Malfoy; the worst of the brethen, Scorpius!

I'm sure that you are all making suitable noises of shock and despair. I'm listening out for them. Listening hard. I'm really straining my ears now guys. No? No. Rude.

But really, what will Dad say? Well, actually, I know perfectly well what he would say, but that is most certainly not suitable for the ears of young children.

A/N: This chapter is pretty much just a blurb, because it's literally so short. Sorry!