Conquering The Konoha 11

The genius, blackmailed

After sleeping a good long time, exhaustion having set in due to the previous day full of "action", Sasuke headed out. As he walked down the streets of Konoha he had to consider his list, because honestly there was a few names he may not be all that up to wanting to cross out. Sure, most of his classmates were rather attractive, Hinata's huge chest, Sakura's thin frame and matching perfectly sized assets, even that blonde idiots sexy jutsu, not to mention his outward attractiveness that just thinking about made the ravens tongue stroke his lips, wanting another round with the boy in all honesty, but he would contain himself for the time being. He ended up scratching off the chubby man from his list, not enjoying the thought of going after him. As he thought about this he ate ramen in a stand, not just any stand, a stand that held pretty fond memories for him. This was the stand team 7 had once eaten together like a family, he couldn't help but let a smile tug at his lips the memory. That's when he heard it, a faint conversation from some passerby's. "..Kazekage her, dont know why." Was all he could make out, but at that he had an idea, he always did have a thing for that redhead. A grin emerged on his face as he stood, paying for his meal and heading out, he assumed the boy would be at the Hokage's office about now.

After making his way to the Hokage tower he quickly made his way to the window outside the Hokage's office, listening in after hiding himself from any onlookers. He could hear the muffled words trading within the office and from what he could make out it was the two Kage, convening about matters that he didn't care about, but now he knew the Kazekage was inside. He waited until he heard the shuffling of feet, then quickly made his way inside the building, disguising himself as one of the people he had seen leaving so no one would question his being there. Hearing noises from inside a room near the Kage's office which he assumed was some sort of guest room for the other Kage he slowly opened the door, quietly peeking inside to see if the redhead would be alone, however he wasn't greeted with a sight he was expecting. What he witnessed was a old classmate of his, Shikamaru and the Kazekage's sister kissing before the girl waltzed off to the bathroom, claiming she needed to freshen up, or something to that effect. He chuckled and walked in, witnessing his shirtless black haired ex-classmate. "Well, quite something you have here huh, eh Shikamaru?" he says as he leaned against the door.

The black haired boy froze, turning to him with a slight flush of color in his cheeks. "Shit..id heard a rumor you were back, but why come here of all places?" He was clearly trying to distract the raven nin from the subject he had just mentioned.

Sasuke wasn't about to fall for that obviously. "It doesn't matter why i came here of all places, this secret little relationship of yours is really serious. The right hand and sister to the Kazekage and one of the Hokage's most trusted advisers having a thing, quite the conflict of interest hm?"

Shikamaru's eyes narrowed, ignoring his failed efforts to turn this around at the comments. "Perhaps..what of it? I seriously doubt you care about village politics, so what are you getting at?" as he spoke the shower water in the bathroom turned on.

"mm im getting at maybe you wouldn't want this little thing to be anonymously tipped off to the two Kage in this very building." He smirked slightly.

Shikamaru grits his teeth slightly. "ill ask again, what is it you want?"

The rogue nin hummed a little as he walked over to the bed, casually closing the door before he did so. "Well of course, if you did something for me id be more than happy to pretend to not have seen anything. You have quite a body there for such a lazy ninja." He eyed the others abs, his gaze roaming the black haired boys body.

The flush on the others cheeks only seemed to raise from these words. "Tch..so that's what your after, sorry, kind of committed to someone right now." He nodded towards the bathroom.