Jeongguk, King of the Dinosaurs // VKOOK ff

The Sister or the Mister?

Hiii decided to start a new fic cos why not. I was joking around when I started writing this but then was like... hey this could make a good story! Also yes it's very strange don't ask me what goes on in my head. Enjoy :)

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Father Jeongguk was perched on a throne in his huge castle, watching the stegosauruses loom over his naked form.

It's the year 5674 and Jeongguk had revived the dinosaurs and become emperor of earth.

His sister, Yongsun, had died 3000 years ago, along with the rest of the humans. The only remaining living creatures were dinosaurs and Jeongguk himself.

Why didn't Jeongguk die? Well, Jeongguk, you see, wasn't human. He was part giraffe, part parrot and part scorpion. But these creatures weren't from earth, oh no. They were from the black hole Paulinus, where creatures live for 7860 years on average.

"SJGHAGHXNA!!!!" the brachiosaurus yelled, speaking in the modern dialect of Squinx.

English died ages ago.

But for the ancient earthlings reading this, I will translate:

"WE FOUND A HUMAN ON THE BEACH!!!!"

This alarmed Father Jeongguk, and he screamed. The last human died over 3000 years ago, so how the heck did one end up on the beach?!?!

"GGHHGBHH!" Father Jeongguk ordered. ("BRING THE HUMAN TO ME!")

The pterodactyl obliged immediately and returned with a girl who looked similar to Jeongguk's age.

"GHJFYT??" Jeongguk asked, but the girl looked confused, and then Jeongguk realised that humans don't speak Squinx.

Luckily he hadn't forgotten English.

"Who are you, human?"

The girl's lip quivered as she focused on the gigantic t-rex guarding Jeongguk's throne.

"Do you speak, human?"

The girl gulped as she played with her fingers, "M-my name is Yongsun, sir."

"What did you say?" Jeongguk's voice was more like a whisper, a dangerous whisper, "Don't lie to me, girl! Tell me who you are or you'll be beheaded right this moment!"

"I am Yongsun, sir, I swear!" the girl wept.

"That's not possible! My sister was human and died 3000 years ago! You will be sentenced to death," Jeongguk stood up.

"I am human, Jeongguk, but I-" Yongsun pleaded.

"Don't use my name, you filthy human!"

"I'm sorry sir! You see, I was human until 3000 years ago. I found a way to- to-"

"To what, human?" Jeongguk bellowed, his nostrils flaring in anger.

"To become a- um a robot."

Jeongguk approached Yongsun slowly, staring at her intently.

Could this really be Yongsun?

"Call me master from now on. I do not believe that you are my sister yet, but you could make a good servant."

Jeongguk traced his eyes around Yongsun's figure, seeing how her fingers were metallic, but the rest of her body was quite human-like. How had she managed to turn herself into a robot?

But what really caught his eye were her clothes. Clothes! Made of fabric! Clothes that were destroyed 3000 years ago!

"Are those... clothes?"

"Um... yes master?"

"Disgusting. Give them to me." Jeongguk says looking down at the meer humanoid.

What?

"What...? But master! I am your sister! That's weird!" Yongsun gasps, her heart racing and cheeks flushing.

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"Take them off." Jeongguk orders, that infuriating smirk appearing on his lips again. He seemed to enjoy making Yongsun flustered.

She reluctantly started shedding her clothes, starting with her cardigan. She flushed beet red when she pulled her dress over her head, attempting to cover herself with her arms.

Jeongguk scanned his sister's body, smirk pulling at his taut lips and approaching her.

This was really weird now, considering that both of them were completely naked.

Jeongguk eyes the dress, licking his dry lips and snatching it from the robot.

Jeongguk hummed in pleasure as the started pulling the dress over his head.

"...What the fuck," Yongsun breathed, seeing her master twirl around in her flowy floral yellow dress.

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all!" Jeongguk giggled giddily to a random Lesothosaurus, who looked really confused and judged the fuck out of him.

Jeongguk's gaze then drifted back to Yongsun, and his previously ecstatic expression drained to one of indifference.

"You can stay in the prison," Jeongguk said. He then turned to look at the pterodactyls, "VGHJVWBHJ!" (Take her to the prison!).

Before Yongsun had a chance to protest, two large talons grabbed her shoulders and picked her off the ground.

It was a three minute fly to the prison. But it wasn't really a prison. No no no. It was a decent looking room with a high ceiling and large windows.

Yongsun looked around in wonder. She hadn't seen anything like this since... 3000 years ago!

The pterodactyls let out a large screech and left, leaving Yongsun on her own.

The girl let out a sigh and decided it was time to turn back into her normal form.

She pressed a button on her naked chest that made a quiet beeping noise.