*sfx: "Vega's Theme - Super Street Fighter 4 Extended" plays*
Vega: Hola, gentlemen. My name is Vega, and this my backstory:
My backstory reveals that I was born to a noble family in Spain. As I matured, I studied bullfighting, a Spanish cultural tradition. I later traveled to Japan to learn ninjutsu, a style that I believed would mesh well with my natural grace and agility. Returning home, I combined bullfighting with ninjutsu and entered an underground circuit, where I quickly became one of the best.
For undisclosed reasons, my family's status dwindled, causing my mother to remarry for financial security. My new stepfather, convinced that his wife only valued him for his money, murdered her right in front of me, and I killed him in return. The incident warped my mind and caused me to develop a dual personality: suave nobleman by day, sadistic masked murderer by night. Brandishing a three-pronged, razor sharp claw gauntlet, I embarked on many murderous rampages, taking great pleasure in mutilating my victims, especially those I perceived as "ugly". The murder of my mother caused me to view "beauty" as a trait of heroism and strength, whereas "ugliness" represented cowardice and evil. Eventually, my insatiable bloodlust and brutal fighting skills caught the attention of criminal leader M. Bison, who accepted me into Shadaloo as his personal assassin and one of his three Grand Master bodyguards. I accepted Bison's offer purely to improve my own aesthetic senses. My official tag partner in the crossover fighting game is Balrog, although we are shown to loathe each other due to our clashing personalities.
Other people's opinions
Me: Vega's theme in "Super Street Fighter IV" is KICKASS! That's vhy he's my friend.
InfiniteTheEdge: He's my favorite supporting spirit in SSBU.
Panty: I see a lot of potential in him. Plus, he's handsome as f***!
Manfred: He's an immature fool, and he deserves to DIE!
Me: CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU SUNNUFFA BITCH?!?!? (Ignites lightsaber)
Manfred: AW, FUCK! (Gets sliced in two yet again)
Viger: Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!
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