[ A/N : So this book was inspired to me by the story 'Hero' , written by Ezuslx. It's an Ironstrange fanfic and the MCU characters in it are brilliant. So I decided to make a book based on how those idiotic beautiful people have their daily life. ]
New Chat : WHORES THAT LOVE MEMES AND PIZZA
Chat created by : clintarrowhoe
clintarrowhoe: waddup my pieces of shit how's the new chat?
clintarrowhoe added blackbitchnattie
blackbitchnattie: not bad, based on how you basically are, not bad
clintarrowhoe added itsjesusbarnes
clintarrowhoe: how is my new fren? : D :D
itsjesusbarnes: why am I here?
clintarrowhoe: cause you are :D
clintarrowhoe added grammarcaptain
clintarrowhoe added sammiecaw
clintarrowhoe added tricksterlegend
grammarcaptain: all of your usernames it's just , well im-
tricksterlegend: well atleast it's beautiful
clintarrowhoe: haha so anyone else remaining? Oh yeah
clintarrowhoe added wizardisfucked
clintarrowhoe added imthegodstark
imthegodstark: wowww this is legitness
bruceisamazing was added
clintarrowhoe: wait a minute I never added you brucie?
bruceisamazing: I know I added myself . Thanks Tones :)
lightinglegend was added
lightinglegend: brother! Can't believe you're here!
tricksterlegend: GET THIS OAF OUT OF HERE
clintarrowhoe: I never added you people Tony why is Bruce adding people?
imthegodstark: idk Brucie?
bruceisamazing: thor said he wanted to join so I made everyone come in!
itsjesusbarnes: great now I'm going to have more than thousand memes in my notifs. Like tortilla inhaler *cough* Clint *cough* wasn't enough
clintarrowhoe: whad did you jus say?! That was ONE TIME PEOPLE ONE TIME
blackbitchnattie: yeah, the fact that the doctor now knows all of our favourite types of underwear really does show that you inhaled your tortilla one time
blackbitchnattie: also cap, we never forgot your favourite ;)
grammarcaptain: .... I hate all of you
sammiecaw: what the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I ? Who the fuck are you?
grammarcaptain: language! If this goes on my minecraft server, you're the one responsible for the complaints not me
blackbitchnattie: wait you screenshot our chats?
tricksterlegend: BETRAYAL!
clintarrowhoe: and I thought we were frens!!! NOOOO
grammarcaptain: wait that's not what you know, I'm gonna go bye. Gotta grocery shop
blackbitchnattie: get me some gum and advil
tricksterlegend: two packets of redbull please
lightinglegend: BROTHER! YOU DRINK THAT VILE THING!?
tricksterlegend: if you won't try it how will you like it?! I've said this to you a thousand times Thor it's not that bad!
clintarrowhoe: I want some mentos and coke. The drinking one, not the snorting one
sammiecaw: what's the difference?
clintarrowhoe: you're right
itsjesusbarnes: *sigh* I'm never going to a party
blackbitchnattie: I'm dragging you w/ us don't deny you loved the rainbow coke that time
grammarcaptain: BUCKY YOU HAD COKE?! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!
tricksterlegend: someone get me some cups and a kettle, the tea is boiling
lightinglegend: mother has made some, shall I bring it up to your room brother? :D
tricksterlegend: no it's a phrase thor
imthegodstark: I wanna join
clintarrowhoe : hohoho this is interesting
blackbitchnattie: don't deny Bucky, think about it , RAINBOWWWWWWW
itsjesusbarnes: fuck you and your rainbow
tricksterlegend: *gasp* you vile creature! How dare you say that
clintarrowhoe: boi you broke the rule
itsjesusbarnes: we never had a rule!?
clintarrowhoe: until now
tricksterlegend: and you broke it
blackbitchnattie: that's it , no more Steve for you. Go sulk in Clint's beanbag
imthegodstark: I can't believe someone did this , our rule was going strong. We were never gonna give up on it
blackbitchnattie: never gonna let it down
clintarrowhoe: never gonna turn around and desert you
tricksterlegend: never gonna turn around and desert .you hey we matched! :D
itsjesusbarnes: never gonna make you cry
blackbitchnattie: go to your sulk beanbag Barnes you're the one who made it cry
itsjesusbarnes : ..........
clintarrowhoe: k gotta go now, it's food time!
imthegodstark: AAADVENTURE TIME!
tricksterlegend: alright hoes gotta go me too
blackbitchnattie: open your window homie imma come in
clintarrowhoe: bitch you already know it's always open
grammarcaptain: language! I don't know who said what I'm sending this from my notif bar but I sense some stuff so LANGUAGE
itsjesusbarnes: seriously what I'm done
blackbitchnattie: go back to your sulk beanbag idiot
itsjesusbarnes: fuck you
grammarcaptain: alright all of you I want twenty laps around the field tomorrow you too buck
clintarrowhoe: aw cmon
grammarcaptain: thirty laps
blackbitchnattie: u go commit thirty laps
grammarcaptain: bye
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Hey! So I hope you liked this first chapter! I'll post every Saturday (if possible ; like I'm super busy most of the time but I swear I will try!)
Go check out 'Hero' by Ezuslx, it's really really really amazing. It was the one who inspired me for this book.
See you later on Saturday!
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The Avengers Sitcom ( but it's a book)
HumorYou know the title, it's the daily life of the Avengers but the new gen style! Inspired by the story 'Hero' , written by Ezuslx. Go check it out if you like Ironstrange and some AMAZING humour.
