I have school tomorrow. But IDK if this FUCKIN STOMACH PAIN WANTS TO GO AWAY.
And plus I've never missed a day this year.
I wanna be Perfect Attendance.
Yep.
BUT THIS PAIN.
IT HURTS.
IM DYING
But then my stomach likes to trick me and say, "Oh, hey Nalani, let me make you feel better." And I'm like, "Oh tha- AGH YOU FUCKER!"
Then he just laughs.
"HAHA BITCH THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ALWAYS EATING!"
"But I like food. Food is bæ."
"Yeah, food is bæ. Well den."