Step 1 to losing your friend: Acting like idiots

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Italicized words are thoughts

Aph's house:

Aphmau: KATLYEN!

Katlyen: WHAT DO YOU WANT APH?!? IM WATCHING MA ANIME!!!

APHMAU: WHY DID YOUR ANGER MANAGMENT OFFICER DISAVOW YOU?????

Katlyen: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Kawaii-Chan: *Walks in from kitchen* Why is Aphmau-Senpai and Katlyen-Chan shouting??

Aphmau: Katlyen's Anger Management Officer just sued us over 'multiple lacerations to the body'.

Kawaii-Chan: WAA??!?! KATLYEN-SAMA WE ARE ALREADY TOO MUCH IN DEBT ALREADY!! WHY??

Katlyen: WELL HE WAS MAKING WIERD COMMENTS ABOUT ME!!

Kawaii-Chan: WELL THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO-

Katlyen: WELL I DONT CARE KAWAII-CHAN I-

*Overlapping shouting between the 2*

Aphmau:  Why do I put up with these fools??

3rd person view:
As Aphmau looks out of her window, the voices of Kawaii-Chan and Katlyen in the background, she looks out to the other side of the road and sees Dante staring right back at her.

Dante (mouthing): I know how you feel

-5 Mins ago-

Laurance: I DONT CARE GARROTH, THE FACT IS YOU ARE BURYING US IN DEBT ALL BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID FEATHERS FOR A GIRL THAT REJECTED YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL!

Garroth: WELL THE FEATHERS ARE NICE AND SHE STILL LOVES ME, I JUST HAVE TO GET HER TO TELL THE TRUTH!

Travis: *Walks on from the basement* BOTH OF YOU ARE WRONG! LAURANCE, WE ARE COVERED IN DEBT BECAUSE OF YOUR 'ESSENTIAL' VIDEO GAMEA, AND GARROTH SHE LOVES ME NOT YOU!

Garroth: THATS NOT TRUE, SHE LIKES ME MORE THEN YOU!

*The 3 quarrel continuously*

Dante: Why did I agree to live here??

*Back to the present*

Aphmau (Mouthing): Want to get some coffee?

Dante (Mouthing): Sure

-At DD-

Aphmau: So, I guess we're both at Rock bottom

Dante: I guess

Aphmau: I'm 5 g in debt, you're 7, what are we going to do...?

Dante: You know, I was watching Breaking Bad yesterday, really good show, it was about a character named-

Aphmau: *Starts thinking* Breaking Bad = El Camino
El Camino the character need money to escape to a new life...
I GOT IT!

Dante: Keep it down, will you, you'll scare everyone else.

Aphmau: Dante, how much money can you pull from your house as a mortgage?

Dante: 150 g, why?

Aphmau: I think we might have found our answer to our problem...

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