Army- wow that's a big hot dog.
Aloha- pfft-
Army- what?
Mask- isss hee seeeeeriously thaaaat innocennnt?
Army- I was just talking about a hot dog that someone was eating.
Aloha- *bursts out laughing* well if you wanna see a bigger hot dog *winks*
Skull- *shakes head*
Goggles- where can I see a bigger hot dog?
Skull- Aloha no.
Aloha- Aloha YES!
Mask- whyyyy dooo I feeeel likeeee thissss Issa gonna be innaproiateeeee?
Goggles- where?
Aloha- Your pants.
Goggles- why would I keep hot dogs in my pants?
Aloha- wow I forgot how innocent he is.
*insert Rider hitting Aloha with his roller.*
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