For imawerecat
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Toshinori Yagi also known as the #1 Hero, All Might stood side by side along his protege after taking down a gang of villains and restraining them. All Might wanted to take Midoriya out into the field to get some experience in, because quite frankly, every time All Might seems to look away, his reckless student breaks three arms on average and All Might couldn't handle all the hospital bills (his wallet cried every week.) All Might and Small Might took down the issue fast and Toshinori was so proud of his student. He kept growing everyday and taking him by surprise. He clapped Midoriya in the back and they basked in the peace and calm of their victory.
"Let me goooo~ Please?" One of the villains whined.
"These ropes are too tight!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL MIGHT!"
Yes, the peace and calm indeed. A thought hit Toshinori like how he hits villains. This was the perfect time for a motivational speech for Young Midoriya. Motivational speeches were exactly what the boy needed, after all, that what he's been doing ever since he met the child. And look at the progress! Midoriya only shattered his skeleton seven times this month. That was an absolute success if he's seen any. A lone tear raced down his cheek. He was such a good teacher!
Smoke wafting from his body was seen in the corner of his eye. He better make this fast.
"Midoriya, my boy, you are shaping out to be a magnificent hero, you'll surpass me in no time! In fact, when you first acquired my Quirk you were but a chick trying to leave the nest that couldn't fly. But you have grown into a fledgling! Soon you will soar with mastery! When I was a boy I used to blah blah blah..." Midoriya began to drown him out as he monologued into the sunset.
"Um, All Might? Shouldn't we call the police?"
"BUT THE FIRE OF YOUTH SURROUNDS YOU, YOUNG MIDORIYA. I HAVE NO DOUBTS YOU BE AMAZING JUST LIKE ME! Blah blah blah!" All Might continues to articulate the spiel he pulled out of his ass to his student unaware of the masked man sneaking behind them.
"Pssst! Twice!" A pink haired villain called over her colleague, her voice unheard to the heros through All Might's monologue. "Come cut me free!"
Twice made his way to his accomplice and started to undo the bindings like how he is slowly undoing his sanity. "You messed up pretty bad newbie," he stated.
"No shit!" the rookie criminal of the League of Villain swore. "With All Might here there's no chance we were going to win!"
Twice removes the rope and creates a clone to free the rest. "Well Shigaraki want to rendezvous now."
"How are we going to get past All Might though, he can't monologue forever." She says.
"You sure about that?"
"Shut up! Anyways, I got a plan, but we need the kid out of the way first."
Midoriya yawned and he picked at his nails. All Might was still talking and Midoriya couldn't be bothered to figure out what the hell he was talking about. He hadn't slept in twenty seven hours. So when metal connected with the back of his head he submitted to the darkness instantly.
"And you should never go for loli's, only villains do that." All Might concluded. A thump onto the ground alerted All Might to the fact that his student had just been KO'd by a kitchen utensil.
"Say, Twice, where did you get that frying pan?"
"First of all, it's a skillet. Second of all, that's not exactly important right now."
All Might assumed a defensive position but ended up looking more like a gas chamber with the amount of steam emitting from him.
Aw shit, he thought. I'm at my limit. He knew he shouldn't have used his thicc form for that donut eating contest.
"Okay, Twice! NOW!" The pair of villains jump the number one hero and activate their quirks the second they make contact. There's a cloud of smoke as the fugitives jump back. They see a large form emerging from the smoke.
"It's time to skedaddle!" Twice says and bolts in the other direction.
The pink haired girl struggles to catch up. "H-hey! Wait up!" She falls in line with the League of Villains member. "Hah, that should keep him busy for a while."
Twice looked at her. "Newbie, what is your Quirk anyways."
The rookie smirked at her upper class man. "My Quirk is called Cupid. It makes the person I touch fall in love with the first person they see."
"Ah, quiet cool, missy, but then why did you need a clo-" An evil smirk crawls up his face. "Oh, OH! You evil bitch!"
All Might or rather now Toshinori Yagi now that he looks like a runaway psych ward patient coughed a red haze into his arm, trying to ready himself for whatever comes out of that smoke. Nothing would have prepared him for what he saw.
"It's..."
Seven feet of muscle covered in navy blue and royal red fabric the man in front of him. Bulging large biceps and large thighs burned a picture into Toshinori's eyes. They were stupidly exuberant. Dummy thicc as one might say. This was the perfect specimen.
"ME!"
Who stood in front of Toshinori was in fact himself. He fell in love in a second.
Toshinori's heart started pounding harder than a male pornstar at the sight of this glorious beefcake. He wanted All Might to hold his frail, anorexic body in his large, calloused yaoi hands.
"Don't worry, because I am here!" All Might declared.
Imma finna nut, Toshinori thought.
All Might slowly unbuttoned his uniform. "Yaranaika?" All Might asked seductively. Toshinori nodded.
He was swept into log like arms and was about to get Detroit Smashed.
Izuku Midoriya just had the best nap in his whole life. He had a dream that he was the best hero and Kacchan stopped being such an asshole. Iida and Ururaka were there too and so was Todoroki and his mom. They were all smiling at him saying, "I knew you could do it." But they were all out shown by the one in the back, All Might's dazzling grin erasing any doubt. "You, young man, CAN become a hero!" Left with the proud look on his father figures face as he woke up.
He immediately wished someone would slam a pot over his skull again because what he saw he could not erase.
Moans filled the air and on the pavement laid two men going at it. But they weren't just any men, they were both All Might. They were both naked and Midoriya wonder how nobody else had arrived yet as the place was completely deserted.
"A-A-A-All Might?!" Izuku's voice hadn't quirved like that since middle school.
The two All Mights immediately snapped up and tried to separate themselves but Thin Might tripped and fell onto Thicc Might's chest impaling his heart with his razor sharp chin. Toshinori and Midoriya shared a look of horror as beads of blood dripped off his jaw. All Might and said one last thing. "I ... love... Izuku's Mom..."
Toshinori cried out in anguish, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
All Might's clone melted into mud leaving behind and broken heart and MANY questions.
