Whoa. My first attempt at writing on here. It's rather awkward since I wasn't sure what to do so I was like "Fuck. What now?" And this kind of.... Happened. Enjoy maybe?
Gamzee casually strolled along the path to Karkat's hive with a half empty bottle of his beloved Faygo.
When he arrived, he lazily tapped against the door with his knuckles.
"Is AnY mOtHeRfUcKeR tHeRe?"
A faint banging sound was heard and then Gamzee heard another door fling open. He took a step back and lazily squinted with his messy clown face paint and smile plastered on his face in await for the door to welcome him in.
Karkat stomped to the door and thrust his anger into practically throwing it open.
"OH GREAT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"
"WeLl HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR, hOw ArE yOu On ThIs FiNe MoRnInG?"
Gamzee's gaze floated about.
"I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU CAME. ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING YOU FUCKING ASSHAT, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?"
Gamzee let his blank, grinning face fall back onto the five feet of an angry Karkat and shrugged his shoulders, which immediately fell back into his sluggish posture.
"I jUsT wAnTeD tO vIsIt mY bEsTfRiEnD aNd SaY hEy"
Karkat pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed in frustration.
"WHY ARENT YOU AT YOUR HIVE?"
Gamz shrugged again and took a swig of his Faygo.
The small crabby (Ha, get it, crabby? Okay I'll stop.) figure shot an unreadable expression at the tall and lanky troll. He brought his hand up to his face with a quiet sound that confirmed his facepalm.
"GAMZEE... GO.. JUST GO BACK TO YOUR HIVE. OKAY?"
He let out a long, drawn-out sigh as he turned Gamzee around and pushed him forward a few steps before turning on his heel to slam the door shut and lock it behind him.
"ByE bEsTfRiEnD"
Gamzee smiled and threw his free hand into his largely spotted and baggy pants pocket. He sipped his Faygo and carried himself back to his own hive.
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Short StoryI thought I might put a few random writings in this here little thing on Wattpad for anyone curious enough to wander into these depths. WARNING: May contain lemony or smutty content. Please feel free to skip it if you are not comfortable with that...
