1.You gotta be squidding me

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The warm month of August had arrived in the city of Libolville, the air was humid with a touch of crisp, and smelled like the scent of leaves getting ready to fall, expending their last moments of green energy before September starts, on the brink. Like a diver on a diving board, like a star at its death. Autum was a wonderful season, and wonderful indeed for Peia, Anal, and Nymphi were all riding their bikes to the local pool where boomers and gross smelly ratchet ass little kids would swim. Luckily, today was a special day; It was "NO BOOMERS OR GROSS KIDS" day! Peia and her crew had the pool all to themselves, of course, excluding some of the edgy teenagers and furries that were going to arrive. The 3 fuckers were going into the locker room. Nymphi was just going into the shower stall when...

"Bruh, someone shit in the fucking shower and smashed it down the drain with their feet. It's everywhere." She exclaimed.

"On jah?" Anal replied, scuttering over with Nymphi to see the shower shit waffle. The smell was ghastly, the reek of crusty shit and some low quality weed seeped out of the shower stall and into the locker room as they opened the curtains further to get a better look at the shit.

"Y'all are making it fucking smell like Val's brother's asshole in here. Stop before I cut throats." Peia said hotly. Nymphi and Anal looked sheepishly at the tile floor and closed the smelly ass fucking ugly bitch ass motherfucking whore ass curtain. They put all of their shit they brought into a locker and went out to the pool.

The pool air was warm and moist kinda like Yo Mama Pussy. To breathe was to breathe in the McDonald's playplace air, only... It smelled of prune juice and cheap perfume and some hints of dry foot skin, instead of stinky socks, ass, and cheese. Still, the pool was quite the place and the gang wasn't going to leave anytime soon.

The intercom clicked.

"Attention all yall niggas. No mothafuckin boomas, or aint no mothafuckin 'nnoyin ass kids 'llowed today. So if yo dumb ass a booma or a fuckih kid, get the fuck out." Oh how lucky The Mothman fanclub was, for they were neither cane having motherfucking boomers or a thumb sucking little kids. Other than that, there were a few people here. The Mothman Fanclub all knew them so there wasn't much to worry about.

"MOONLIGHT UH SPOTLIGHT UH." Jah bear proclaimed.

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"I see you haven't been going to rehab lately, haven't you." Nymphi replied. Jah bear walked off agitated by Nymphi's statement. The gang got into the pool, and started default dancing in the water, and calling everyone else who was in the pool "NPCS" and, "DEFAULTS". Next thing you know, The lifeguard was telling them and everyone else to please exit the pool. Apparently, Jah bear had fucking vomited in the fucking pool. The nasty puke was infecting the water like aids infected people in the 80's. The smell was pungent and acidic.

"Ah you gotta be fuckin squidding me!" Peia sighed.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 01, 2019 ⏰

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