More dares!

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Author: :p

Author: also, long overdue special chapter is coming up. Hope you're excited (winks)

Lena: dares are from aiden_hunter , thank you!

Initializing Transfer

Vale: (slams a lamp on Valir's head) YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

Valir: /hp reduced by 30%/ (Gasps, slams a pan on Vale's butt) I PAN-IC WHEN YOU'RE GONE!

Vale: /hp reduced by 40%/ (Slams a door on Valir's chest) I A-DOOR YOU!

Valir: Argh! /hp reduced by 50%/ My last hit...

Valir: (Sets hand on fire and spanks Vale's butt again) YOU'RE ASS IS LIT!

Vale: OWWhhhh! /Critical Hit, hp reduced 60%, dead/

LEGENDARY!

Zilong: arghh, seriously?

Shattered and broken pieces of objects lie scattered on the floor. Valir sits on the floor with a derp face. Vale lies face flat on the floor, the butt of his pants are burnt. Vale is dead at the moment.

"1. Zilong, I'm curious now, are you always alone? If so then, *hugs zilong* I'm here for you."

Zilong: Yep. Yup, yeh. When I'm busy with my phone.

Zilong: But most of the time I'm either dealing with handsome Harley over there

Harley: (winks) why thank you

Zilong: Having some dance party with Bruno.

Bruno: Let's party!

Zilong: and let's not forget Claude.

Claude: Party? Ohoho, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (Starts dancing)

Zilong: Hey ouch, asshole!

Bruno: that's some party!

Claude: heheh

Clint: that's not dancing kid, that's using your ult.

Clint: let master Clint show you how it's done.

Claude: (gasp)

Then the 'master' dances very horribly

Zilong: rrrright. But I'd still like that hug, thank you very much!

"2. Pssttt, Layla! What would you do if you saw a really depressed Zilong?"

Layla: (looks at Zilong spanking Lancelot's buut)

Layla: (looks back at question)

Layla: (looks back at Zilong getting killed by Lance)

AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

Layla: You're telling me he's not....always depressed?

Ghost Zilong: that's apparently why I get random hugs most of the time.

Layla: (doesn't hear) I'd hug a depressed Zilong which is normal Zilong!

Ghost Zilong: (shouts into Layla's ear) I'M NOT DEPRESSED!

Layla: and I'll try to help with his depression!

Ghost Zilong: ARGGGHHHH

"3. Kadita, is there anyone that you like?"

Kadita: why, yes. But we'll need more prompting to figure it out.

Aurora: hmm, why don't I try figure it out?

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