der was a normal boi naemd billy,he loved playing call of dooty,he wuld play it everi single dey.
but...there was a big problem,he didnt know how 2 quikscope,that wuld be teh worst thing in teh history of call of faggs.
billeh went 2 sleep,in his dream,he saw snoop dogg,along with snipars,teh most graetesht quikscoper,together they shouted : "SOOPER QUIKSCOPE BEAM,HUZZAH!",it hit billeh,billeh was quikscoped by snipars and snoop dogge,billeh got pinned down,because snipars and snoop dowge keppd quikscoping hem from their massive intervention dicks,he preyed 2 shrek and gabehn and said "lord and saviohr shrek and gahben,gib me sum mlg kush,so i can quikscop dem bohth"the PC lawrd and the great penetrator gavb him hes wish,it gaev hem never burning-out mlg lvl kush and a lvl 99 paladin on club penguin,also a Kush camo intervention,and then,using the kush and the snipar,he quikscopd snipars and snoop dawge,and den said "git gud scrublords,u nid mor mlg kush",billeh was woken ahp by his mother,bill jobs,his mother was angry bcuz he came all over the ceiling and had a sniper and large joint besides hem.
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and so teh stohry cuntinues with billeh's mom quikscoping billeh,saying that he needs 2 go 2 skewl bcuz billeh is fokken dumb af.
and so billeh went to skool,not 2 learn (cuz he 2 kewl 4 skool xddddddeedee),but 2 meet bitches and fuk hoes,and practice quikscoping.but,billeh realized,he's in a "all boys' skool so he cant git bitches.(sadlyf).but billeh doesn't giv a shit,cuz he fuks his sniper rifle all day.
so we go on 2 billeh's first subject,Chines-i mean Math. but billeh hates math but he has no choice but 2 stay.the teacher noticed billeh fapping in the corner so he threw a piece of crystal meth at him and asked : "billeh!what's the square root of 315246092409682348263846034956823948632942385248963984648395829423986527456483643952845?" , billeh answered "ur mom's pussy lolololololololol" his classmate laughd their sniper rifle out of theyr asshohls,and dey quikscopd theyr teacher until he shat numbers,and then the bell rang,billeh became da kewl kid,everione knew hem,until the principel kalled him,he went toda princepepepels office and da princepel sed "dank shit fam loloolollolololl,that tcher was a nurd lolololol,nice job,here take sum kush." and then billeh smoke sum dank kush at his home and played call of booty,but he noticed something...HE KNOS HOW 2 QUIKSKOP,billeh was so happy,he quikscopee all of ther faggotas ,he was getting all the bitches for so many weeks.
he was happy until someone knoked on his door,his mom opend it ...
IT WAS SNOOP DOGGER!!!111
Snoop doggedy-dawg pulled out hiss magical bong and smokd sum dank kush and blew some smoke onto billeh's momas face,and she fainted.
