So we were on our way to the middle of the island when we saw the village. It was a tiny village and it was loaded with a bunch of little people with ak-47s and unforteanutly for me i thought it was funny so i totes LOLd as the kids would call it and one of them heard it. We got down but the LP (little person) started screaming and alerted the whole place. We were screwed so they set off some loud alarms and so i stood as still as i could. Which didnt do me any good because a little guy stepped on me and started shooting everywhere. Trust me i wanted to laugh so much. But obviously the gunfire was directed toward us. So we silenced him and took him with us luckily the other guy who survived was really fast to so he just carried the little guy like a baby. So we got to the beach and our jet skis. But that little guy was unhappy. Like unhappier then a toddler who doesnt get the thing he wants. The only difference was that he was about thirty years old and could hit like a regular person. This 6 year old on steriods really let us have it. He was thrashing and crashing so we gave him a little bit of cloroform and he was all right. So were jet skiing away from the beach with a unconscious midget and no back up... Great. Then after about an hour we see the coastline of portugal and our heli came to pick us up. If was pretty great except we just saw the shoreline so we were almost home and so that was a bummer but anyway we threw that miniscule munchkin (okay done with the little jokes promise) in the chopper and headed home to base when we got back i couldnt find captain drury anywhere so i gave up after like ten minutes. I had to get to a intel meeting about enemy activity in the republic of congo in africa. But i had to hit the can first so i stepped in and immediately heard weeping i rushed to the stall to find drury crying his eyes out. Which personally i hadnt even seen a tear come from his eye so this was a first! "Sir" i said "is everything ok in there". I heard a sniffle or two and said "son my wife amanda was in the hospital and took a turn for the worse." "Did she..." "yes son she passed away." Sorry about the shorter chapter you'll have to stay tuned for more!!! Thanks!!!!!! Follow me on instagram @nwestercamp and dont follow justin bieber!!!
