Phone (( P.JM + K.TH + J.JK SMUT ))

chapter two

jimmy neutron : who are you guys?

v daddy : what do you mean headass?

juancock : bro you good?

jimmy neutron : exactly point taken
I'm not okay, who are you guys?

v daddy : well um..I'm taehyung
but you call me v or tae..and
that's Jungkook..

jimmy neutron : this is all so confusing
to me, I found this phone on the shelf
of a convenient store..and how
do you know jin hyung!?

juancock : oh jin hyung? The same way
we met you dickward!

jimmy neutron : and where is that
exactly? If I met you guys before
and had "sex" wit y'all..how long
is my dick?

juancock : for an asian dude you got
a long dick.. maybe around 8 inches?
9 inches? yeah

jimmy neutron : hold on..

v daddy : are you going to check-

jimmy neutron : uhh maybe..
okay hol up

jimin threw the phone on the bed and went to check, he ran to the bathroom with a ruler and locked the door

2 minutes later

Jimin came out of the bathroom, with a shocked face, all he could think of was "Wow my dick is that big for an asian guy..wow..HELL YEAH" he cheered as he looked at the phone on the bed, he was about to grab it and look what the two whores be saying but he set it on his bed side table and put his hand in one of his pockets to grab something. But all he found was an empty pocket with nothing in it, all he could do is panic that he lost his new phone that jin hyung bought him again..or the fact that he lost his phone with his favorite anime character "Aiichiro" from Free! Photo card on the case on the back of the phone.

"Oh shit I lost it..I FUCKING LOST IT OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOST AIICHIRO !! WHYYY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!"

jimin threw himself onto his bed and started sobbing, he traded a limited edition "zero" card from vampire knights for the Aiichiro card, "damn it, damn it, damn it" he keeps saying as he hits his head with his pillow. He looked at his side and grabbed the phone again, the phone did look like his own phone, he was suspicious of it, he went in the contacts to see if he could call anyone that HE knows! only him!

but the results left in shocked..all the contacts was his, but, who the fuck is jungkook and taehyung..and how do they know me, i checked my photos if all of my photos were there, to at least maybe know if it is mine, who knows maybe someone copied his contact names of everyone on this phone..who knows.

jimin was shocked..it is his phone..he knows because..he loves himself so much that he takes pictures everyday..thats why he has over 42K photos, jimin sighed as he was mesmerized by his looks, "oh hey look the girl was right, I am hot, even though she didn't say it out loud I can just feel her screaming, not in that way, ah ha ha.." jimin thought.

2 hours later

jimin was just scrolling through the phone as he heard jin downstairs yelling at him. Jimin got up and walked downstairs but before he could go down any further, he stopped midway, it was her.

Lily : hey jimin. she said as she waved at him

Jimin : oh hey lily..

Jimin's mind : Kim lilian, her mom is Korean and her dad is Canadian, she's a nice girl, and really hot is admit it, well yeah she is my..

Jin : come down here and greet your girlfriend dumbass

Jimin's mind : yup she's my girlfriend..and she thinks I'm straight for her..but deep inside of me I'm gay..but my parents didn't accept that so they forced me to date their best friend's daughter..

Lily : so what have you been up to guys? Practicing or playing?

Jimin : p-p-pla-play-playing?! I said nervously

Lily : playing video games? what were you thinking park jimin? Were you thinking naughty again!

Jin : welp that's jimin for you

Jimin's mind : jin hyung knows my secret, of me liking guys and everything, I would occasionally bring guys over to fuck or get fucked but who cares, jin hyung has been my best friend since diapers and when I told him that I was gay, he was surly shocked..

Flashback

jimin : uhh hyung..I'm gay

Jin just looked at him with the same smiling figure until he fell off the couch completely, still in that smiling figure in shocked..

End of flashback

As Jimin was still thinking of the past and was just deep in his thoughts, he didn't notice lily already upstairs going to his room, he ran upstairs to able to stop her from going there, just knowing what she would find in there.

Jimin : Lilian, hold on what is all the ru-

Lily : whose v daddy and juancock?

Jimin's mind : uh shit..

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I am back my fellow readers, I don't even know why you guys would like this fanfic but omg thank you for liking it and reading this trash fanfic, but any who im sorry I haven't been writing, I have been at school and everything, but I'll try to write here, but for now, so long partners bye ;)