Overwatch x Reader Oneshots

Green Ninja | Genji x Female Reader (Pt. 1)

(Y/N) is meant to be your name.

This is my first story, so suggestions and criticism are welcomed.

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Genji Shimada, the cybernetic ninja revived by Dr. Ziegler after being supposedly killed by his brother after a disagreement between the two, was your close friend. Genji never failed to surprise or even fascinate you, and every time you talked, you learned something new about him almost every time. No matter how much you and Genji talked, you never seemed to be able to ask him the forbidden question, due to either Overwatch or lack of privacy. It's not a question you can just ask someone, especially someone like him.

On this particular day, you were laying on your couch with your legs hanging off the armrest, waiting for Genji to come over, since he'd commed you just minutes before (For those that don't know, a comm is a type of futuristic communication, I figured it would work in this universe). Genji had been to your house before, but never by just himself. You were nervous, sure, because you'd had a crush on him for a while. You also knew about his past as a playboy, and his very close relationship to Angela. You didn't know if they were actually dating or not, but you figured you'd play it safe and just ask, perhaps ask subtle questions without making it obvious. Come to think of it, you could've asked Angela the forbidden question, but you thought that it would be better coming from the wearer than the healer.

You sighed as you checked your comms once more, trying to see if Genji or literally anyone had messaged you. You jumped slightly when you heard a soft knock on the door, standing up to answer it. "Hello, (Y/N)." The green dragon wielder stood before you, seemingly looking at you through his mask. "Hey, Genji. Come on in." You stepped aside and held the door open as Genji stepped inside and examined your living room. "Can I get you a drink, or anything?" You offered, trying to be a nice hostess. "Thank you, (Y/N), you are very kind. However, I shall have to pass on that offer." Genji walked to your couch and sat on it, surprisingly not making a sound. "There's no need to be so formal around me, you know." You smiled as you grabbed a bag of your favorite chips and laid back in the same spot on the couch as before.

You looked up to see Genji facing you slightly. "Hm?" You took a bite of your chips as Genji chuckled slightly. "That's an... interesting way to sit." You laughed with Genji. "Hey, it's surprisingly comfortable." You shrugged and continued eating your chips. "Oh, the remote is next to you if you want to watch something." You pointed to the armrest next to Genji. He picked up the remote and stared at the buttons on it. "Please tell me you remember 'ON' in English." You giggled softly and Genji looked at you, not saying anything. "What are you staring at?" You sat up on the couch like a normal person would, and faced Genji.

"You told me there was something you wanted to speak with me about. Alone." Genji sat there calmly, as if awaiting for your question. "Oh, funny thing, actually..." You began laughing nervously, and you could tell Genji was stressing about it. "It's nothing really serious, don't worry." You heard Genji sigh in relief through his mask. "Alright, that's good. Now will you tell me?" Genji sat criss-crossed in front of you on the couch, so you did the same. "Well, it's kind of hard to ask, but..." Genji's heart started beating faster. Were you finally going to confess? He could tell by the way you looked at him that you were attracted to him, he just didn't expect you to admit it. "So Genji." Genji snapped out of his thoughts and looked you in the eyes. "Y-yes, (Y/N)?" Genji could swear he was about to have a heart attack if you didn't spit it out, already.

"I was just wondering... Do you have..." You tried to think of the right words to use. "A peepee?" You looked at him, trying your best to keep a straight face. Genji blushed under his mask. "W-what?!" You couldn't help but laugh, and continue asking. "You know, like a weiner? A ding dong? A magical baby-making wand?" Genji's face was completely red, and he was glad you couldn't see him. Meanwhile, you sat there laughing your ass off, continuing your rant of different synonyms. "...A magnum dong, a penor, a willy?"

Genji was so embarrassed for two reasons; 1) He actually thought you were going to confess, and began practicing a speech for how he'd proclaim his love for you once you'd finished. 2) You were laughing way too hard at your own jokes. He knew what you were asking, he was just shocked that you asked at all.

Once you finally calmed down, you wiped a tear from your eye, and looked up at Genji. "Well?" He hesitated, and seemed almost uncomfortable. "I uh... W-why are you asking this?" Genji would be burying his face in his hands if he didn't have his mask on. Guess it comes in handy, sometimes. You looked at Genji where you assumed his eyes would be. "I know it's kind of a forbidden question, I just... I don't know..." Your face flushed slightly as you looked down at your lap. Genji reached out and placed his fingertips underneath your chin, lifting it for you to look up at him.

"Yes, (Y/N). I have a wing ding." At this point, you and Genji couldn't stop laughing, you two practically held each other as you both cried hysterically. "Is that really all you wanted to know?" Genji asked you, still laughing. "Yes." You both calmed down and looked at each other...

...before bursting into a fit of laughter again.

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Hey, it's Snicks, I hope you guys enjoyed. This was my very first Wattpad story, so if you have any requests or suggestions, feel free to reply!

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