"Whatcha guys up to?" Butters said as he walked up to everyone at Cartmans house."Playing XBox what does it look like," Cartman said like the smartass he always is,"Even though we could be playing Playstation like a smart person instead of following this fatasses example," Stan said."Hes not wrong XBox and Playstation are both fine systems but why are we doing what this fatass says?" Kyle replied,"Shut up Jew!" Cartman yelled,"No you shut up you dumb fatass!" Kyle replied angrily,"Jew!","fatass!","Jew!","fatass!", kyle and Cartman argued back and forth."GUYS I WANTED TO TELL YOU SKMETHING!!" Butters yelled,"mrphmphmrphmph!" Kenny agreed,"thank you Kenny," butters said."mohmphmph""so what did you want to tell us so badly Butters?" Stan asked,"well I heard my dad on the phone with some of his buddy's from work and they were talking about this magical place where these really nice ladies dance for you and you see lots of pussy and I love cats! Oh and dad said the girls also sit on your lap like your Hankie the Christmas Poo!" Butters said all at once."Oh my god that sounds awesome!" Stan said,"yeah do you know where it is Butters?" Kyle asked,"yeah my dad was telling all his buddies where it was," Butters replied,"yeah then lets go!" Stan said,"mohmphmph" Kenny said.Once they found the right building labeled "Pussy Emporium" Butters said,"Must be a lot more cats than I thought,""yeah at least cats are cute," Stan replied."Not mine he always tries to take meh pot pie he's a giant dildo," Cartman said."God you really are a fatass," Kyle said to Cartman as they walked in.Right as Cartman and Kyle are about to start up again Butters says,"look!Fire man poles like the ones at the playground!" As they walked in Butters sat down and immediately a stripper started giving him a lap dance."Ahhhhh what are you doing!!!Where are the cats!!!My peepee doesn't like this!!!!" Butters said horrified. Than Stan was pulled on stage and another woman started grinding and dancing on him,"WHAT THE FUCK!" Stan screamed."Uhh her shoes look a little sharp," Cartman says pointing at a strippers high heels.Right as that same stripper starts to do a kick move one of her heels flies off and goes straight through Kennys head."Oh my god they killed Ke-STOP HUMPING ME!!!" Stan yelled while being violated,"you bastards!" Kyle finished. Mr.Scotch (Butters dad) comes in from a back room seeing the boys and screams,"Oh shit!What the fuck are you kids doing here!".He grabs Butters,Stan,Kyle,and Cartman then pays the lady's and puts the poor 10 year olds in his car and starts driving them home,"What the fuck was that place?" Kyle said,"it sure wasn't a cat store," butters replied,"I don't know but let's never speak of this again." Stan said."Agreed!" Everyone said, and they all lived happily ever after....pfffft yeah right this is South Park they live in thats never gonna fucking happen.
(P.S. This was my first ever story I hope I did good cx)
