hamilton but shrek had an affair with peppa

say no to this ft sreck and peepa pig

[lord farquaad]

theres nothing like summer in the swamp. someone under stress meets someone lookin' piggt. theres bacon in the air you can smell it. and shrek is by himself. i'll let him ytell it.

[shrel]

i hahnt slept in a weak i was week i was a wake. youve nevwr seen a bastard ogre more in need of a brake. loning for donkey. missin' foaina. thats when misses peepa pig slid into my swapm.

[peppa pigo]

i no u r orge of on or. and im so sorry to bother you at swamp. but i dont know when to go. and i came heere all alo ne.

[sherk]

said she.

[peppa]

my brothers doinging me wrong. beatinh me. cheating em. mistreaten me. suddenle he is getting miilllkk. i dont have the meens to go onnnnnnnnnnn

[shek]

so i offered her alonei foofered to walk her home she said

[peppa]

ur too kind shreckkk

[shreck]

i gave her 03 leaves i hid awae she lived a swamp awae she said;

[pig pepa]

this ones mine shreccccc

[shreck]

then i said i should head to swamp she turned red she ket me to her bunkbed let her legs spred and said

[peepa]

stayyyee?

[sheck]

hey..

[pepa]

heyyyyyy

[shrek]

thats when i began to preay lin show me how to say no to i=this i dont know how to say no to this. but my lin she looks so helpless and her body is screamin leslie yes

[peepa]

woooooooooah

[sheck]

show me how to say no to this i dont know how to say no to this in my mind im tryna go

[daddy&mommy pig]

go go go

[shreck]

when her snout is on mine i do not say

[dady&mooomy pag]

no no say no to this xfor

[shrek]

i wish i could say that was the last fricc. i said that last fricc it became a past fricc. a mond into this fricc i recived a letter form a mister george pig even better it said

[goereg]

deer shreck i hope this letter find you in bad healt in a potpermus potsition to put dinos in the pockets of siblings like me down on ther luk you sea that was my sister you decided to

[shrecle]

anthonnnnyyyyyyyy

[pig speaker]

oh uh you made the wrong porkchop a chicken so time to pepper for the trousers you rebuckled and hey you can keep seing mu davved sister if the milk is right if not im telling ur foina.

[shreck]

i hid the leter and i raced to her swamp screeched how could u in her fase she said

[NOOOoooOooo ShREcK]

peppa pig

[shrk]

no socks apologetic a mest she look pappethetic she cride

[pepa]

plz dont gro shrec ;(((

[shack[4

so was ur hole sto-reeeeee a thet up?

[i dont peppa pig]

about any leter

[kerhs]

stop crieing linthony get uo

[peppa didnt know any better ;ccc]

[shker]

i a ruines

[pepa]

pleases dont leaves me with hime helpless

[how could i do this]

shrecc

[maria wait-]

just give george what he wants and i can have u

[shrecc]

u dotn wunt m3

[pappe}

whatevr you wnt if u stayy you can pAaAAaYHYYYYy

s[hekr]

lim sh0w m3 hwo to say no ot thjus i-

[p3pp4[

iIIiiiIii

[sehrk]

stop interrupting you daveed,,, i dotn no how to sya on to this cos this sittiation halpelesskskks-

[p1pca]

hElplsEEsESesEse-

[shderk]

wtf peepa nu. and htr snoyt screeching anThony yEsSsSss

[pigeepa]

w00o00oo0o0o0o0o0oaghhahahaaahahahaha

shroke]

no shkopw me hwo say to this noooui

pe[eepa and sherck at s4me t1me]

h0o0w c4n 1 say n0 to this

they do the diddly do and tickles eachithers pickles and alexdre wake up with bum hurt

wtf whyy

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