yttd | crack textfic

ch 1

y'all fuckin sinners created a groupchat

y'all fuckin sinners renamed the groupchat to
'gay gang'

3:12am

y'all fuckin sinners: wake up you stupid cunts

sou: ranger it's literally 3am what do you fucking want

doner_kebeb_time: yooo!!

keiji: what are you all doing up at 3am?

sugary_sweet_death: oh? what's going on here!~

y'all fuckin sinners: miley do not use ~ you sound like a fukign furry

felony_in_wonderland: i am ashamed i came to check my phone, i'll be going back to sleep now.

teachermishima35: what are all of you doing up at such an unreasonable hour, if needed i will come confiscate all your phones till morning

y'all fuckin sinners kicked teachermishima35 from 'gay gang'

y'all fuckin sinners: buzzkill

artistically_inclined: don't blame professor mishima! it's just teacher instincts!

watermelon_pop: what are you all doing up so late...

sou: ask the one who made the group

buff_boy: jeez all the notifications woke me up! come on guys some of us need our beauty sleep

musically_inclined: 1. yes, you clearly need some and 2. nao babe go back to bed

doner_kebab_time: oh god the lesbians are matching usernames

kendo_bitch: joe go back to fucking bed

doner_kebab_time: but saraaaa im awake now and i cant sleep >:(

kendo_bitch: oh my god not the emojis-

keiji: why not just ask ranger why he made the chat?

y'all_fuckin_sinners: .

y'all_fuckin_sinners: i found the cake kai made and i wanted to know if someone could cut slices cause i dont wanna get out of bed

cooking mama: ranger, no one, including yourself, shall touch the cake. it was not made for you

doner_kebab_time: hey i want some too!!^o^

kendo_bitch: joe i will go to your room and break your phone if you don't go to fucking sleep or stop using emojis.

doner_kebab_time: you're so cruel, sara! :(

kendo_bitch: brb

sou: hes fucked

keiji: poor soul

sugary_sweet_death: holy fuck did you guys hear that

bucket_babey: guys.. kanna heard a bang.. is everything okay..?-

sou: yes! everything is fine, kanna. go back to sleep, its late.

bucket_babey: oh.. alright! goodnight sou, goodnight everyone!

kendo_bitch: goodnight, kanna!

keiji renamed sou to 'beanie_rat'

beanie_rat: keiji? what the fuck was that for?

beanie_rat renamed keiji to 'detective_pikachu'

detective_pikachu: your name is only the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kendo_bitch: oh god keiji not you with the emojis too-

y'all fuckin sinners: back to the cake! why did you fuckin make it and not give us any ye bastard

cooking mama: ah.. well since recently it was Q-Taros birthday and we did not celebrate i thought i'd make a late birthday cake.

y'all fuckin sinners: ohy fuckijg gid who here isnt even fucking gay??

detective_pikachu: me

beanie_rat: me

watermelon_pop: me...?-

y'all fuckin sinners: keiji, sou, i think we all know you fucking are, you're the gayest bastards here.

beanie_rat: .

detective_pikachu: goodnight.

y'all fuckin sinners: wow pussies 🥺✌️

3:56am

y'all fuckin sinners: did you all seriously fucking go to sleep?

4:20am

y'all fuckin sinners: hAHA 420 BLAZE IT BOYSS

7:36am

furry_child: aww.. everyone was talking when i was asleep, woof! also wheres the cake!