𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒, kim taehyung + park jimin[ON HOLD]

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03/19/11

12:02am

jimin: 

guess what today is?

taehyung:

 it's 12 in the fucking morning why are you texting me

jimin:

 well it's not like you're sleeping

taehyung:

...

taehyung:

 i fucking hate it when you're right

taehyung: 

okay what do you want

jimin: 

your guessing what today is

taehyung:

 it's you're birthday?

jimin: 

im not even going to acknowledge that

taehyung:

 you're right that was stupid.

taehyung:

 wait i got it!!

taehyung:

 it's your goldfish's cousin's owner's brother's uncle's 5th divorce anniversary isn't it?

taehyung:

 damn it do i have to get a gift?

taehyung: 

what says "hey, it sucks that your divorced but happy fifth year being lonely"?

jimin:

 what the fuck