The Originals

*Diary by Anonymous
9/8/2036*

I fight a smile as I write about these group of originals. Their lives are no doubt twisted but definitely amusing.

I always knew Excel was a potentiated business woman but it never struck my imagination that she'll turn Nigeria into a world wide trading center. She made America and China a laughing stock,  note the pun,  as she marketed anything and everything marketable like a true and loyal Nigerian including body parts. You remember the Aba boys? You should, cause they no longer go by that name, but rather "Excel Boys" and their job was majorly to produce pirated copies of World wide products including human parts, what we call cloning. No body aside from the originals had the original products with the only difference being in the hidden SPAN logo that only them could decode. That is to say there was basically no difference between the original and fake, but the span logo did make the originals feel special.

You remember the quiet Layne? This particular original became a drug lord which he made billions of dollars of. His drug had an uncharacteristic name that I admit still makes no sense to me. "Coitus Interruptus" exactly my thoughts... You'd be surprised to discover that the component of this drug is orange juice and tom tom which he had package somehow in tablet form. The drug was meant to be the better than cocaine and indeed it worked for consumers did have faith in the drug because I'm pretty sure if they discover the component he'll go bankrupt. Shh! Its a secret.

Do you ever wonder about Zam Victor? After school he painstakingly folded his certificate and hid it in his grand father's old bible. Indeed he forsook his degree and pursued his passion which came as a surprise to all. He became a body guard for strippers. But now he owns an International Institute for bodyguards and they get Bsc's too. Shocker!

I know you're curious about Karen popularly know as Chibuzo, the diligent scholar. Well she became a model, a high end one at that and she's usually seen together with the President's very good looking son and from what I learnt, he's madly in love with her. What a lucky woman.

I'll stop here for now for I somehow bought a pirated pen and not the one with the SPAN logo. I'm not comfortable since I'm also an Original, I deserve an original pen.

...Till the next mona moon