1. A is for Amazement
"Rosina, let me tell you that-"
"I look amazing? Yeah, I know. You don't have to tell me again. Leave me alone you fucking stalker."
"...Oookay, just wanted to make sure."
2. B is for Bitch
"Marshall." Rosina tugged on his arm, making the Gothorita turn around.
"Hmm?"
"I...just...ugh. I'm...sorry that I've been such a bitch to you for the past two years. There, I said it."
"Haha, don't worry. You apology was accepted long ago."
3. C is for Cut
"Marshall! What the fuck are you doing?!" Rosina screamed seeing Marshall cut his wrist with a small pocket knife.
"Hmm? Oh, greeting mi-"
"Don't fuck with me with 'Oh greetings milady' bullshit! MARSHALL WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BLEEDING LIKE THAT MARSHALL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO MARSHALL YOU HAVE BETTER NOT DONE THE SHIT I THINK YOU DO MARSHALL IF YOU DID I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
4. D is for Different
"I don't get people, and why they fucking apologize to me. They do that 'cause they pity me, that's why. Like I'm some fucking child."
"...I personally think they apologize because you're different." Marshall scratched his neck.
"And what the hell is that supposed to mean? Different is fucking weird. That's what you're trying to say, right?"
"If you were the same as every other girl I've met, I wouldn't love you the way I do now. In a different, better way."
5. E is for Excitement
"Ahhh! Rosina aren't you excited-"
"NO YOU FUCKTARD I AM NOT EXITED TO HAVE A FUCKING BABY."
6. F is for Flawless
Rosina stared at Marshall as he woke up from his night's rest. There was something she needed to find out. Marshall rubbed an eye as he sat up, looking at the intense-staring Rosina.
"Uuhrm....Ro...sina? Why are you...watching me...like that..." Marshall asked, still very tired.
"How do you wake up so fucking flawless I don't understand."
"Beyonce taught me."
7. G is for Gruesome
"Fuck how the fuck are we supposed to clean this up Marshall why the fuck did you kill all those animals."
"Someone told me Frederick loved bear meat so I went up and did a huge favor for my old man."
8. H is for Heal
"MARSHALL YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU FUCKING CUT YOURSELF WHY THE FUCK-" Rosina grumbled on and on, cursing Marshall as she examined all his cuts. Marshall just chuckled.
"Don't worry, I wasn't doing it 'cause I'm insane. I did it so you'd be closer to me that's why." Rosina shot daggers of shock and anger at him.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU COULD'VE JUST FUCKING TOLD ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE GODS FUCK FUCK FUCK."
