Oneshots

Partner in Crime(Royce)

A/N: This is for Kera_mindless! In this one mindless behavior does exist.

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Chresanto rolled out of bed lazily. It was 7 in the morning and today was a free day. He looked over to see the other bed was empty. He guessed Ej left as soon as he awoke.

He headed to the bathroom to do his business. When he was done, he grabbed his pillow, phone and charger and walked out his hotel room still in his pajamas.

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Jacob was laying in his bed drawing on his hand. He was really bored. Ray and Elijah had left to go to the dance studio. They offered if he wanted to accompany, but he had enough dancing for a life time.

His peace was interrupted when he heard a knock on his door. Jacob got up but sat back down when he saw who it was.

The knock soon turned into a beat and rapping was being heard.

"I rub my hands together like bird man. Brrr! Forget what you heard man. I f'd yo girl? Oh..i guess she wasn't yours then! Nigga open up this door! Cuz my feet hurt. And Ima bout to murk..I put in work! Huh! Huh! Bang bang! Obla!" Chresanto rapped.

Jacob opened the door with a blank expression.

"What do you want?" He asked.

Chresanto pushed him going straight to Jacob's bed. He plugged his phone up and set his pillow up.

Jacob rolled his eyes. He shut the door laying back in his bed. He continued to draw on his hand.

Chresanto looked over at him. He took a black marker from the pile. He drew a tear drop on his face.

"Aye Jacob.. I'm lil Wayne." He smiled.

Jacob busted out laughing. "You are so stupid."

Chresanto then started imitating him.

"Ehhhhhhhh! Young mula baby! Hehehe!"

"Get the fuck out!" Jacob laughed pushing him out the bed.

Chresanto laughed. "That's why you ugly!"

"Nigga you ugly! Yo hair line touch yo fuckin eyebrows!" Jacob shoved him.

"Real talk Bruh. Touch me again Ima shake the shit outta y-" but before he could finish Jacob hit him in the arm.

Chresanto glared at him. He then got on top of him throwing punches.

Jacob was laughing while blocking punches.

"Get off before I tell Desiree to ask for more child support!" He threatened.

Chresanto held his hands up. "Aye let's not get crazy.." he got off him slowly.

"Is the baby yours?" Jacob asked.

Chresanto sighed. "I don't know. I mean Desiree is Desiree. I don't even love her though. I don't think I ever loved her to be honest."

"Well you have a kid now. Don't fuck up." Jacob flicked his lip.

"No promises." Chresanto chuckled flicking Jacob back.

It was quiet for awhile until Chresanto broke it.

"What are we gonna do today?" Chresanto asked looking at the artwork on his band mates hand.

"We could go mess with Walter." Jacob suggeststed.

"We always mess with him." Chresanto waved off.

"We can mess with KG." Jacob laughed.

"He is so ugly. His hairline look scared." Chresanto said.

Jacob busted our laughing again.

"You are so loud." Chresanto shook his head.

"Nah..his hairline look like a big ass widows peak!" Jacob howled.

Chresanto laughed and laughed until his stomach hurt.

"His hairline be doing the crip walk!" Chresanto added.

"Ha!" Jacob laughed.

"Calm down damn." Chresanto chuckled.

Jacob's laughter died down to soft giggles.

Chresanto smiled at this. He always thought it was cute.

Jacob looked at Chresanto with a smile. "What?"

Chresanto shook his head. "Nothing."

"Oh! We can watch a movie!" Jacob exclaimed.

"Ok." Chresanto agreed grabbing the remote.

He changed to Netflix. He scrolled through the movies.

"Let's watch a scary movie." Jacob suggeststed.

"Hell no. Yo ass be screaming like you in the movie." Chresanto shook his head.

"Please." Jacob begged pouting.

Chresanto wavered. "Fine." He sighed.

Jacob hurriedly snatched the remote changing to Insidious 2.

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"You couldn't get through the first one. What made you think you could get through the second one?" Chresanto laughed.

Jacob had his face hidden in the pillow Chresanto was laying on.

"Look at it!" Chresanto yelled trying to pull his face from the pillow.

"Stop Chres!" Jacob pushed him.

"It's over though." Chresanto told him.

Jacob looked up but screamed.

Chresanto laughed. "You scream like a girl!"

"Your so childish!"

Jacob grabbed the remote putting it on cartoon network.

"Yeah I'm childish." Chresanto rolled his eyes.

Jacob laid on Chresanto's stomach giggling at The Amazing World of Gumball.

Chresanto sighed. He really hated this show. It was so stupid. He boredly played in Jacob's hair.

"Where's Ray and Ej?" Chresanto asked.

"Dance studio." Jacob yawned.

"They probably fucking." Chresanto said.

"They think the same thing about us when we're together." Jacob laughed.

"Remember when we pretended it was a butt dial and acted like we were fucking." Chresanto reminisced.

Jacob laughed. "Oh my God that was too funny. Walter was like, you two, separate hotel rooms now!" He imitated.

"Or when we told TM that you were having my baby." Chresanto shook his head.

"Them niggas was like, Royce lives!" Jacob screamed.

"Its still trending." Chresanto snickered.

"Oh no when Craig came to visit and I came out the bathroom and wiped nutella on his face." Jacob laughed.

"He thought it was shit!",Chresanto covered his face while laughing.

"Oh and when we told Ej it was tradition to walk on stage with a chicken and it attacked one of the fans." Jacob laughed.

"We were in trouble so much trouble."

Jacob sighed. "Good times."

"Your my partner in crime." Chresanto smiled.

Jacob smiled at Chresanto. "Your my partner in crime too."

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A/N: How was it?