MEANHOE : Jisung looks so good today
MEMELIX : Don't be jealous minho , you look good too !
MEANHOE : Felix..i wasn't be jealous i was being gay .
MEMELIX : Oh—
MEANHOE : *Facepalms*
MEMELIX : We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for a minute
WOOBEAR : THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES
HYUNJEAN : DO IT
MEMELIX : How about 4,000,000 for one second?
WOOBEAR : YOU R GONNA BURN THE WHOLE DORM DOWN—
MEMELIX : IM GONNA HARVERST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : DO IT MATE
WOOBEAR : NO- AND WTH CHAN YOU R THE LEADER HOW- I- I GIVE UP ON YOU FUCKING RASCALS.
MEMELIX : Should we just bbq out for dinner._.
MEANHOE : YES
MEMELIX : COOL. SO WHAT YOU GONNA BRING TO THE DINNER? (Why am i in caps)
MEANHOE : My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : I- why are even texting
JEONGINSHARK : Cause it's fun dad.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : I- okay.
Later that day at the BBQ...
DARKBEANIE : (Idk why text) but THE FOOD IS TOO HOT , I CANT EAT IT.
WOOBEAR :
JISQUIRREL :
HYUNJEAN :
MEANSEUNG :
JEONGINSHARK :
MEMELIX : You're hot and i'd still eat y-
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : [Slams Table]
MEANHOE : This is it.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASKED FOR.
After eating...back in the dorm in their rooms.
JEONGINSHARK : Do you ever feel bugs on your shoulder but there isn't any?
MEANSEUNG : Those are the ghost of the bugs you've killed before.
JEONGINSHARK : ...
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU SCARED HIM , YOU BRAINLESS SHIT
The Next Day
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : Would you rather pull the plug on your phone or your grandma?
WOOBEAR : Phone.
HYUNJEAN : Phone
MEANSEUNG : Phone , what the hell?!
JEONGINSHARK : Phone of course!
DARKBEANIE : Phone
MEMELIX : Phone *Dabs*
JISQUIRREL : Phone duh?
MEANHOE : What percent is my phone on?
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : 20%
MEANHOE : Uh bye grandma.
MEANSEUNG : WTF?
LEADER CHAT
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : [telling what happened earlier] So yea that was what happened today , and then you have this shit that happened yesterday when Jeongin was lost .
Jeongin : (cries) where's chan hyung.
Police : Where do you live?
Jeongin : With my hyungs
Police : Where do they live ?
Jeongin : With me
Police : Where do you all live ?
Jeongin : Together
Police : Where is your dorm ?
Jeongin : Next to my neighbour dorm
Police : Where is your neighbour dorm ?
Jeongin : You won't believe me if i told you.
Police : Tell me
Jeongin : Next to my dorm.
Police : You're on your own.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : I-
JAEBUTT : LOL YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE AND INNOCENT ONE OMG. BUT DAMN YOU RAISED SOME PRETTY SAVAGE CHILD HAHAHAH
GRAPEMONSTA : Gosh it's so hard raising 6 kids.
JAEBUTT : agreed.
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : FOOLS. I HAVE EIGHT.
SUHOISGAE : OH PLEASE ! I HAVE TEN , IN WHICH TWO IS GONE ! THATS HARD.
SEUNGCHEOLLIEEE : Oh word? *clicks tongue* it's hard raising ten kids? ok. I have 12. (A/n : For those who don't know Seungcheol is S.Coups)
TAENOYONG : PLEASE [Slams hand repeatedly angrily] I KEEP GETTING MORE ! I ALREADY HAVE 20. AND THEY KEEP GROWING FFFFFFFFFF
SLEEPLESSAUSSIE : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JAEBUTT : SUCKS TO BE YOU DUDE. GOOD LUCK
SUHOISGAE : ^
GRAPEMONSTA : ^ Yea good luck man
SEUNGCHEOLLIEEE : HAHA ^
TAENOYONG : YEA THANKS GUYS. (¬_¬)
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