The Gayism

Chapter 3: Apartments

His number.
That's what he left behind. Well isn't he just smooth.
"Ooooh, worked some charm aye?" MLKing said, chuckling. I glared at him. He had what looked like sweet tea in his hand, and his bag.
"See ya queeeeen" Robin, one of his co-workers.
"See ya hooooe" he yelled back, I got up and followed him out and to our apartment building. We weren't roommates but we lived next door to one another. On our way home, I felt watched. MLKing must have noticed and nudged me.
"Your Daddies watchin' us, better watch dat ass," I laughed and punched him. As we made it to the apartment building I opened the door.
"Ladies first," I said, bowing for his entrance.
"So why aren't you going?" Isabella said from her mail box. This cause MLKing to wheeze.
"Oh hush it you crazy cat lady," I said as her white fluffy house cat rubbed against my ankle. I picked her up and petted her.
"Says the gay man that's a pussy magnet," she remarked back. We were both sass machines around each other. MLKing waved us good bye as one does after working for 10 hours. I soon followed his path. Opened my door and went to my room, plopping on my bed and sighed. I picked Mr. Krabs number out of my pocket and was about to add it to my phone when...his number already was added..and he sent me a text.
'Hey"
'Hey..how'd you already get my number?'
'MLKing'
'Just gave you mine so you could recognize'
'Suuuuure😉'
'So you interested in dinner?'
'Umm sure, but it depends where, I'm a picky lil bitch😂'
'That'll work. You like Stone Creek?'
'Hell yeah'
'Cool see you Saturday'.
'See ya Saturday'.
So this is what romance is. Lovely. I must seem so boring to him cause there were to be no other way for him to know I had no plans Saturday, not even MLKing knows or cared to know. He's the type to barge in unannounced and tells 'you get off your ass we goin' to Walmart'. Not like I can complain, he's the most interesting thing in my life. The only one who seemed to stick around for 2 years. That may not seem long but it's the longest someone has ever been there. I hated and loved him for who he was. His obnoxious personality and loud mouth self was the complete opposite of who I was. But opposites attract right? We'll have to see how long this'll last with Krabs. I sighed again and got up to shower, it's been a few days. After I got out I got dressed and slept. It's been a weird day.