It was the late evening and Mick had just cracked open his "fourth beer" to which nobody believed him, because well, he's Mick. Zari had walked into the kitchen where Mick was there standing with his beer. Zari spoke and said "So, Mick let's be real here. How many beers is that?" Mick replied with an intense grunt and walked off, leaving Zari in the kitchen with her newly fabricated stack of donuts.
Charlie was, in simple terms, "Charlie-ing". She texted Zari and began talking to her by texting:
C: "Homicidal unicorns sound pretty dope."
Z: "Yeah, you're wrong as usual. They are nipple-eating disasters waiting to be roped into a kid's dream. Except kids usually think of them as happy horses with rainbow hair."
C: "Wow, Z take a minute to calm down."
Z: "No, you ruined my donut time. And now I will be unsatisfied for the day. YOU ruined MY donut time!"
C: "Woah, Z! Sorry mate?"
Z: "DON'T call me mate."
C: "Awh come on mate, cheer up!"
Z: "If you weren't wearing Amaya's face I would come over there right now and beat the hell out of you."
C: "I'm sure you would 😏"After that riveting conversation, Mick re-entered the kitchen, he saw Zari and how she looked pissed but he didn't care. He put the empty beer bottle down on the counter and grunted "Gideon, six-pack" and with those few words Gideon fabricated him another six-pack of beer. He took the beer and walked off sluggishly with another low grunt.
Sara called a team meeting to discuss how there was a level eight anachronism. She started naming off team members telling them that they are going to deal with this one, seeing as their abilities might be better off to take this one. "Ray, Nate, Zar-" Zari cut her off with an irritated "Nope" Sara looked at her and asked what's up. Zari gave Charlie a glare and said "Ask her" Sara turned to Charlie. "What did you do?" Charlie laughed followed by saying "Apparently I interrupted her 'donut time', mate didn't even give me a chance to talk to her" and with that Sara decided to take the place of Zari and go on the mission with the others. "Alright I'll go with them, we have to deal with this fast before little Miss Time B-" she was cut off again, this time by Gideon. "Captain we are being hailed by the Time Bureau." Sara sighed "Speak of the devil. Put her on...Ava, or excuse me, Agent Sharpe." She said sarcastically, continuing with the same tone and attitude she went on to say "To what do I owe the pleasure of this call?" Ava gave her a sarcastic-annoyed smile "I believe you already know Miss Lance, there is a level eight anachronism on the loose and you're here-" before she could finish Sara cut her off. "So you came to lecture us about an anachronism?" to which Ava replied with "No!" Sara raised her eyebrows as if she was waiting for Ava to reveal what she was really lecturing them about. She knew Ava hated admitting that they were correct. Ava sighed and said, "Okay, yes."
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Incorrect Legends of Tomorrow
FanfictionNot all of them are real quotes but seems like they could be. This is my first time writing anything on here so if it's terrible and trash, I'm sorry. These are all based on the show 'DC's Legends of Tomorrow'