Of course when Noiz heard of the Area 51 raid he had to join at all cost, he pushed Aoba out of the bed standing above him like a child telling their mum at 3am that they threw up in the bathroom. Aoba looked at him not knowing what is going on at this point when Noiz pulled out his nokia 3310 from his boxers showing Aoba the Facebook post about the raid. "Yes." Was all he said while he stared into Aoba's soul with pure hope and dreams. Aoba nodded at him and got up.
"Call up the dicksquad, oh dear penis spaghetti master" Said Aoba and put on his clothes. Noiz nodded at him and called Koujaku first.
"Long noodle stick, we gonna see 'em aliens" Noiz said to Koujaku.
"Let me bring my lover" Koujaku answered.
"Yes, bring your sword."
"It's a katana and her name is Rose you uneducated swine." Answered the beautiful asshole that I recently gained so much love for but I still hate him.
"Stop with your BlackPink obssession and get yo ass over here" Noiz said and hanged up on him calling Clear next. "Jellyfish peepeepoopoo, aliens" Was all he had to say for Clear to understand his wish and hang up. The blonde bitch then called the rest of the dicksquad and they all went to the Area 51 to enjoy themselves and get a big titty alien gf for Koujaku's straight ass.
"We're here" Hatsune Mink obsserved and looked at the rest of the gang of gays and a straight big-titty-alien-gf-less Koujaku, may his soul rest in peace.
"Indeed we are" Agreed Jellyfish Peepeepoopoo and took a step closer to the base.
"Virus, Trip, you two are going first, if they kill you we won't regret it." Said Noiz "Koujaku you fucking weeb you naruto run to the base, Clear, Mink, you two are throwing the rocks at the guards." He explained the plan more and they all nodded in agreement, all they needed was a Kyle with a monster energy drink but they got a drugged up Mizuki instead who for unknown reason was asleep in the trashcan outside Aoba's house, he didn't move but could be used as a meat armor.
"Gamers! Charge!" Noiz yelled and they all started naruto run to the base while screaming. Virus activated his inner sonic but he was so dummy thicc the clapping off his asschecks alarmed the guards in no time, of course he killed them with those dummy thicc curves in no time and they all got inside the base. They looked around not finding anything until they heard Koujaku scream while trying to put his dick inside ET. They all looked at how dummy thicc ET was and wanted to put their dicks in him too but it was impossible at the time sadly as he brutally fingered Koujaku with that glowing dildo finger.
Koujaku moaned in pleasure with every thrust and had no intentions of stopping the extremely hot alien.
Their adventure ended with Koujaku staying there with ET and the dicksquad going back home with nothing but regret from not being able to touch ET.
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Sweet dreams are made of memes (Aoba x Noiz smut)
Fanfiction"sweet dreams are made of memes" Noiz whispered seductively in Aoba's ear making him arch his back from the feeling of his hot breath near his neck...
