NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE BUT HERE'S CHAPTER FIVE BITCHES!!!! ps, the star * Ryuk is a shinigami from a series called Death Note.
This weekend may just be the best thing that is ever going to be in all of my exsistence.
First off; A) Its a four day weekend. FOUR DAY EXTENDED WEEKEND.
Second;K) It is just going to be me, Shinigami, and Rune. JUST US. Well, Shins dads will be there at first, but they leave friday night. MOSTLY JUST US.
Third; V) When schools starts agian, Sebastian will be there. This should make me nervous, but for some reason it makes my heart beat fast with anticipation. SEBASTIAN HOTAHOTATAHOTHOTHOTNESS.
My father has completley slipped my mind.
At the moment we are wandering the isles of a tiny little mall far out of town, mainly because the closest thing beside it is a wal-mart, and we can't go there. Why can't we go there? Because they kick us out. Why do they kick us out? Because we run and laugh and joke and swear and don't buy shit. Normal teenage things. And ride the bikes and ride the tiny electronic cars and sit in the display chairs and jump into the Jumbo-ball boxes and fall alseep in the Jumbo-pillow boxes and drink soda before paying for it and throw base balls at each other and scare away other customers and crash our bikes and tiny electric cars into the shelves.
>_>.
Yeah...
Suddenly i feel a sharp pain at the back of my neck, the way i might imagine a big ass eagle with sharp fucking claws might feel grabbing the back of my neck.
It's just Shins, with her bag ass nails that are sharp as fuck grabbing the back of my neck.
"LETS GO IN THERE!" she shrieks in my ear, as if we are in some big-city mall where you can't even hear yourself think, instead of some TniseyTiney mall in the middle of SmallTown. I look towards the store she is so excited about, and i'm surprised to see a desperate looking clerk gazing out at us from underneath a sign for Spencers. I can't blame him for looking so desperate, the business out here must be terrible. I mean, in such a small narrow-minded community that they have here they probably all buy the same uniforms fresh-pressed, just as they roll off of a conveyour belt from a great big ol' BoringAutomatic2000. We dash into the store like a child molestor into a elementary school, dragging the confused Rune by one hand, who hadn't heard anything due to his kick-ass headphones and "Sexting" by BOTDF. Once we get into the store, Rune and i try desperatly to scriwm away from Shinigami's clawing hands, because she has a wierd innability to shop, or do anything, alone. She has to have a friend with her almost everywhere she goes. I put my foot down when it comes to the bathroom -- not that her girly parts entice me, just that i'm not fond of being dragged somewhere like that with her when she'll probably rape me.
Rune gave me a small grin and stuck his tongue out as she dragged me away, then skipped away with his merry little self to flirt with the clerk or something.
A little while later, Shins and i have gone off in search of funny tees. She picks one up and unfolds it for me to see. On it is the classical firefighter symbol, but instead of the classical moto it said "WHERE MA' HOES AT?", which sent sent Shin into a giggle fit so intense i though she might be having a siezure. I slapped her back as she started to choke --on what, i'm not sure-- and folded the tee up, laying it back into it's home gently as if it were a baby. Well, no, not a baby. I'd probably drop a baby. Babies are gross.
So, I lay it down gently as if it were a...hmmmm...
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