If someone says something bad about you.
1. I love your outfit. What was the inspiration for it? A trash can??
2. Your breath stinks, just like your personality.
3. Sis shut up, shrek looks hotter than you.
4. If I looked at a donkey and you, I wouldn't spot the difference.
5. What do you use to moisturize your face? Foot cream?
6. If you look at a mirror, you would see a rat.
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Comebacks
Randomjust some comebacks if someone roasts you. Not all of the comebacks are mine btw
