Layla: We're back and we're better! Right guys?!?!
Everyone (except cartman): Yep!!
Cartman: *whispers* this fucking sucks
Layla: NO ONE ASK YOU TO BE HERE FATASS
Cartman: aye! I'm not fat I'm just fucking big boned you ugly whore!!
Layla: Don't make me beat your ass again fatass
Kyle: Guys hurry before they fight again
Stan: okay okay our next dare is from Samisnongendered . Sorry for the long wait tho Layla was super lazy.
Layla: that's very true I'm sorry
Cartman: yeah she's was too busy being a bitch
Layla: that's it *put hair in a bun* that's the last straw fat ass *walks up to cartman and punches him*
Cartman:*falls and cries* MAAAAA
Kyle:*pinches the bridge of his nose* too late
Stan: *slaps at his forehead* Anyways here's the dareKenny: Its me again?? Well lucky me ☺️
Craig: But I'm with tweek
Tweek: *angry* yeah with me
Kenny: Fine I won't*winks at Craig* bring out Sam!!
*Sam appears*
Sam: Finally I made it. Woah!
Kenny: *dips sam* My darling I have fell deep in love with you. You make me wanna dance to music that makes me think of you. You make me wanna sing in the rain. You make fall helplessly in love with you. I'll be there with your cute ass through thick and thin, tears and laughter, and I will give your happily ever after. I just want to say that I love you Sam and will for a long time.
Sam: *blushes* Wow.I feel the same way for you Kenny *holds Kenny's face*
Kenny: *kisses Sam's forehead then kissed her cheek then her lips* good see you around cutie
*sam disappears in thin air*
Stan and Kyle: *pulls Layla back from cartman*
Stan: Enough Layla
Cartman: ughhhh it hurts
Layla:Whatever *walks to Kenny and pats his back* it's always you getting broken-hearted Kenny there there* hugs Kenny in a friendly way*
Cartman: *laying on the floor knocked out* ughhhh
Layla: shut up cartman
Stan and Kyle: uhhhhhh Layla
Layla: what?? he deserved it!!
Stan: fine ok let's just finished this off
Layla: thank you for reading this. Sorry sam for writing this right now, and not when you commented. But I hope you ready enjoyed it. For others who are reading this. This could be you just write down your truth or dares for us to do with you.
Everyone(except cartman cause he got knocked the fuck out) : We'll see you then. Byeee.
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