HOW TO BE REALLY HAPPY PERSON
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    BINABASA MO ANG

    HOW TO BE REALLY HAPPY PERSON

    Short Story

    to dad and mom who gave wings and freed me to soar with owner of the sky

    1. PIMPLES AND MINISKIRTS

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    When i was lying in my bed,yellow as a taxicab and afflicted with hepatitis not a few incredulously asked why i was sick . They were shocked that I, "who's so close to god," could actually still get ill 
    
                          
    Wow.
    
                          
    Listen: before any other ideas come to your minds,
    
                          
    I'm going to straighten things out for you 
    
                          
    I'm human.
    
                          
    Would you believe i get pimples on my face?
    
                          
    I have six molars that arr filled and two already root-canalled .hahahahah . No, not supernaturally by some angelic beings with laser beams , but by my wonderful neighbor dentist who always gives me a wonderful discount .
    
                          
    I'm dirty when i arrive home at night . The lord does not cover me with an invisible shield throughout the day that repels dust,grime,smoke and mosquitos.
    
                          
    Like may , i love (adore,worship and venerate) pizza,kwek-KWEK,  and pancake in geanhs . No not some heavenly manna sent to me by god that suddenly appears at my breakfast table with holy water from a holy rock under tge kitchen sink .and for crying out loud,i dont fast eight days a week.
    
                          
    Like the rest of you,i fall inlove,get hurt and cry repeat !
    
                          
    I sin . I get tempted  when i see a girls in miniskirts .i feel pride well up within me when people applaud what i do. I get envious when someone drives a car that's  better than the one  i drive (or push,which is often ). I get lazy,jealous,greedy,ambitious,insensitive bu generous...heheh hay naku ang sakit sa ilong .!
    
                          
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    Im human but monkey jwk.
    
                          
    And so is this wattpad
    
                          
    Thats why i hope you like it ( OOPS. im feeling proud )
    
                          
    Because we are all in this together .
    
                          
    Struggling to get up, falling again standing up again .
    
                          
    This writings  will understand you going through and it will speak about it unabashedly . It doesnt want to float in the air  its about reality . Here and now .
    
                          
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    P.S. super saints. That what you and i will be in heaven .in god glorious home , im not going to have pimples and from what i hear ,everyone will be wearing very long,white,flowing gowns.
    
                          
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    Hindi ako makapaniwala na nagawa ko toh . Sa mga matalinhagang salita i used google translate. Part 1 palang hirap na ako ... i hope you like it
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