1. PIMPLES AND MINISKIRTS

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ni madronerofranc

ni madronerofranc

When i was lying in my bed,yellow as a taxicab and afflicted with hepatitis not a few incredulously asked why i was sick . They were shocked that I, "who's so close to god," could actually still get ill

Wow.

Listen: before any other ideas come to your minds,

I'm going to straighten things out for you

I'm human.

Would you believe i get pimples on my face?

I have six molars that arr filled and two already root-canalled .hahahahah . No, not supernaturally by some angelic beings with laser beams , but by my wonderful neighbor dentist who always gives me a wonderful discount .

I'm dirty when i arrive home at night . The lord does not cover me with an invisible shield throughout the day that repels dust,grime,smoke and mosquitos.

Like may , i love (adore,worship and venerate) pizza,kwek-KWEK, and pancake in geanhs . No not some heavenly manna sent to me by god that suddenly appears at my breakfast table with holy water from a holy rock under tge kitchen sink .and for crying out loud,i dont fast eight days a week.

Like the rest of you,i fall inlove,get hurt and cry repeat !

I sin . I get tempted when i see a girls in miniskirts .i feel pride well up within me when people applaud what i do. I get envious when someone drives a car that's better than the one i drive (or push,which is often ). I get lazy,jealous,greedy,ambitious,insensitive bu generous...heheh hay naku ang sakit sa ilong .!

Im human but monkey jwk.

And so is this wattpad

Thats why i hope you like it ( OOPS. im feeling proud )

Because we are all in this together .

Struggling to get up, falling again standing up again .

This writings will understand you going through and it will speak about it unabashedly . It doesnt want to float in the air its about reality . Here and now .

P.S. super saints. That what you and i will be in heaven .in god glorious home , im not going to have pimples and from what i hear ,everyone will be wearing very long,white,flowing gowns.

Hindi ako makapaniwala na nagawa ko toh . Sa mga matalinhagang salita i used google translate. Part 1 palang hirap na ako ... i hope you like it