The door swung open slowly, but still hit you in the face and knocked you out.
Two hours later you woke to see your two loves, Johnny boy and Pete Baldi, making out on your bed. You watched as Pete Baldi accidentally poked Johnny boy's eye. You weren't going to lie, this sight was f****** hot.
You couldn't help but stare at Pete. His features were practically perfect in every way. His eyes, his figure, his hair, his wrinkled face, his general appearance. Beautiful.
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"Hello Y/n," he whispered seductively. "Shlorp shlorp shlorp," you replied in a similar manner. "Yum yum yum," he continued. "Nom nom nom," you concluded.
Johnny boy suddenly rammed her head into Pete's a***, desperate to be included in the fun.
You did not want Johnny boy to be included in the fun. You snapped her head off her neck, and replaced her with Jeroma, who was still high on mint perfume.
