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Seokjin's match make cult

Okay so
The first plan failed
Cause Junglebook is a lying bitch

minjrk:
do you guys ever call him by his real name

hoesuckmydick:
Bunny bitch boy?
hoesuckmydick
only if we need too

yooniegi:
but he's okay with it

minjrk:
.. the three of you have a weird friendship

Not all friends cuddle and give each other kisses like you and tae do Jimin

minjrk:
Joonie gets cuddles too

jooniescrabs:
yeah >:(

yooniegi:
anygays

hoesuckmydick:
what's plan 2 Jin

Okay.. here's my idea...
Jimin you and tae are best friends , right?

minjrk:
we're *soulmates

Yeah okay
well
That means you can get into Taehyungs's phone
Correct?

minjrk:
...yeah.

yooniegi:
Jin I think I know what you're implying and why does your mind work like this

SHUSH
YOU KNOW NOTHING PEASANT
okay so
Jimin
Get into Taehyungs phone
Find Jungkook's contact
And convince him to send Taehyung a selfie or smth
And then later! Taehyung will see it
and everything will be right with the world

hoesuckmydick:
or we will be the one to make all hell break loose
it might turn into chaos

details, details
Jimin will you do it?

minjrk:
... fine.

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